Sister Lucille

While many insects are Godless, bees are not. Who do they dance for if not the Lord?

snails are not Godless either, they dance for the lord just very, very slowly

some of the teenage novices have rebelled against the monastery to form a rock band. they don't know any songs other than their hymns, so nothing's really changed, but one of them has taken a pot and spoon from the kitchen and has been hitting them together repeatedly to provide percussion. so far this has been. bad

I have practiced Catholicism for 43 years, and yet I have failed to gain proficiency bonuses.

ah! a rookie mistake brother, you must complete the side quests associated with the bonuses to gain them.

yeah every monastery has some weird little freak in it. that’s why it is called the homonkulus

the finches nesting in the monastery have evolved tonsures

I love the gold!

at this point, what hasn't Brother Eustace done :/

of all my work, this is what the people of the town liked the most :(