we back

wow that's a nice inflexible honour code you've got there. i can't wait to see it broken under immense pressure, and you along with it.

wound tending is everything. unparalleled intimacy. let me care for you. let me touch the skin around your open flesh. let me stain my hands with your blood. let me get close and breathe in the same air as you and stare into your eyes for a few seconds too long. let me make you think of me every time you see the bandage, or scar

wait a minute! this isn't the culminating duel at the end of a burning path of vengeance! you're getting off on this!

you can't kill a linecook in a way that matters they will just be smoking behind the building again tomorrow night

*me talking to a guy with a penis* listen here, penis boy.

I love to suck dick and eat cum.

that’s cool man…

kind of crazy that benny fallout new vegas would have the entire mojave under his thumb if he wasnt so obsessed with using his stupid little cuckboy 9mm

fucker should’a learned to doubletap

What's really funny is that he actually did if I recall correctly. It's just that his gun sucks that much and that the courier is just that lucky that you survive. Maria least dependable gun of all time

his gun, Maria, actually has a high crit rate and if like me you have a high crit build it can last you as a back up pistol for a while. I was like level 30ish when I stopped really using it and just had it on me as a keepsake. Benny is just the unluckiest s.o.b. in that there whole Mojave

oh so what im hearing is that despite being the epitome of New Vegas Swagger benny is actually the unluckiest motherfucker alove and would absolutely SUCK at gambling in any form

The entire crux of bennys monolithic bagfumbling prowess falls entirely into how Mr House picked him specifically from the tribe that became the Tops and groomed him to be his Protogé, Mr House also being an utter fool who's massive ego/monopoly on violence in New Vegas proper lead him to believe he was humanity's only hope. Benny fucked up on a monolithic scale, but remember he was taught things no one else on the strip was by a fucked up libertarian prune who only shows himself through Vtuber debuts if you let him

longest thread in forum history Is Mr. House a VTuber locked after 145,346 pages

the monster under the bed is scary to YOU. i’m having sex with it though.

da2 au where gamlen sells hawke and sibling into servitude to one direction for a year

“what about the old women” yeah i fuck with them too. bisexual