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PSA to anyone watching TADC ep 9 in cinemas
there's a post credit scene! make sure you stick around to watch it!
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since its june i wanted to admit that about 3 years ago i made what is probably my biggest contribution to the internet
Following up on that last Taskmaster post...
I was confused why so many people seemed to react with "Well, why couldn't they eat the curly-wurlies?" as it's an obvious health and safety thing.
It's supposed to be wrapped for freshness and quality control. Armando had just touched all the other prize items. All the contestants had all just been rummaging around in socks and touching the floor. I'm pretty sure a few curly-wurlies DID hit the floor.
The reaction makes perfect sense??? "NO. [Don't eat that.] STOP."
And then I remembered this was ALSO the series with the "take as many pictures as possible of you with different things in your mouth" task and reluctantly I must concede the point of... "Alright, where's the line drawn here?"
alex's dad instincts jumped all the way out watching them about to stuff health and safety violations into their mouths
they want you to make fried rice
who is "they"
the wok left
how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left
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long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. then, everything changed when the genderplasma nation attacked.
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when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon
Your brother is the best
Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito
the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito
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"Minutes have 60 seconds in this country " YOU TELL HIM ALEX
i loved alex's brutality but also kind of wished he'd just gone "yep" and taken the extra money anyway
I've changed my mind I agree with you it'd have been funnier to reveal it in the studio
especially because we all know that greg would have kept the extra money anyway
based on the tennis task this episode, the finale better end with joanna tackling alex to the ground whilst kumail cheers her on or i will riot
"Minutes have 60 seconds in this country " YOU TELL HIM ALEX
i loved alex's brutality but also kind of wished he'd just gone "yep" and taken the extra money anyway
joel’s punishment was very reminiscent of mathew baynton yoghurt-gate
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turns out the only thing that could destroy joel's enthusiasm...was joel himself
a collection of ways my Year 4s have imagined their lives at 30
"I will drink wine, beer and prosecco"
DO NOT GET MARRIED!!!!!!!
For fun I will sleep
I will be single
I will have 10 horses
I will have a capybara and an axolotol
I might have a beard
I will live with my mum and dad at 30, but not my siblings
DO NOT KISS A GIRL!
the mcu: if steve got sent back to the 1950s he’d just retire and live in rural america w peggy and have babies!
if steve “fuck fascists punch oppressors” rogers was trapped in the decade epitomes w trad values and segregation was still legal, the reality:
kinda funny that steve rogers, a chronically ill son of first gen immigrants, was raised by a single mom in brooklyn into an anti fascist progressive man who stood up everyday against oppressors. and that cap 2 was about an AI surveillance state & how easily the government could be corrupted/compromised. and that cap 3 was about accords that would strip enhanced individuals of their autonomy and turn them into pawns/breathing weapons & a tortured POW who was villainized. and how in infinity war steve rogers had become a world wide fugitive doing what he thought was right even if it wasn’t legal.
and then endgame said well on that note, we’re sending him back in time to 1950s (the decade epitomes w trad values and when there was still segregation) and he wouldn’t do anything about social issues or hydra or his best friend being brainwashed bc he deserved to rest <3
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i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon
tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon
pick a side
team gaud
team pigeon
CEASE THIS IMMEDIATELY
mad bc you're losing to the pigeon, huh?
in which alex calls a literal golden retriever puppy a twat for no reason
they're so determined to kill his whimsy this season, which tbf is very british of them, but unfortunately joel's done too many seasons of the masked singer for this to touch him
