You're pronouncing my name WRONG

I'm good as well!! It's technically my summer break but we've got a sort of pseudo-internship thing going on so that's been taking up my time

If you’re pining you need to stop and pick a different tree. You know, spruce it up a little

I’m still proud of this post. It’s evergreen

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

I wholeheartedly believe ppl should start saying, “But Brutus is an honorable man" instead of "I'm going to kill myself" when something inconveniencing happens

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES