i love your hair like that

I have been informed that this is in fact… one of Them

This is the funniest fucking post on this website

hello yes today i'm re-declaring my love for evermore and folklore because of the low notes in the songs. my alto ass can finally sing something apart from ed sheeran and hozier <3

anthony bridgerton said “i am not a man of poetry” and then turned around and delivered “you are the bane of my existence and the object of all my desires. night and day i dream of you” all men do is lie

There are two genders: rosemary and garlic

ibuprofen is the only real feminist ally

me posting a picture of my bottle of advil: This Is What A Feminist Looks Like

@theresonlysofarnewmoneygoes

school is temporary but old hyperfixations you had in middle school are forever

im curious so if u sleep w a stuffed animal write in the tags what it is and what its name is

oh to be a cynical bisexual slowly turning into a hopeless romantic in the new york subway system as she falls in love with a hot punk lesbian from the seventies with an incorrigible sweet tooth

some kid just skateboarded down my street crying

current hobbies: listening to taylor swift and imagining james potter and lily evans falling in love

i cant drive because i believe in the inherent romance of the passenger seat 

one day ure 22 then the next ure 23. sick. twisted. dark sided. limp wristed.

was just Remembering how you’d be out with a friend and you’d each order a different cocktail and you’d ask “what’d you get?” and they’d read the description off the menu and you’d be like “ooh that sounds good” and then they’d say “try it!” and then you’d have a lil sip of their drink and they’d have a lil sip of your drink and you’d decide which one was best and you wouldn’t give each other a life-threatening respiratory infection