sirius black

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

You take after him.

Pfft. Only with the charm and good looks.

Well, I’d hope so. -smiles and leans her head on his shoulder-

You take after him.

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

Can we get a hyena?

Those smell bad.

How do you even know that?

I fell into their cage once when I went to the zoo.

-giggles- Did they try to eat you?

YES. My dad didn’t even attempt to get me out.

Such a sweet man. I do hope he comes to our wedding.

I’m sure he’ll be there if there’s booze.

He’d better bring a nice god damn gift.

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

Can we get a hyena?

Those smell bad.

How do you even know that?

I fell into their cage once when I went to the zoo.

-giggles- Did they try to eat you?

YES. My dad didn’t even attempt to get me out.

Such a sweet man. I do hope he comes to our wedding.

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

Can we get a hyena?

Those smell bad.

How do you even know that?

I fell into their cage once when I went to the zoo.

-giggles- Did they try to eat you?

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

Can we get a hyena?

Those smell bad.

How do you even know that?

Can we get a hyena?

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

-plops next to him- After we graduate and get married.

Now tho.

The adoption people might not give it to us since we’re still in school and not married.

So we Imperio them!

And then go to prison. We can raise the baby in Azkaban. 

>.> You’re a party pooper.

And you are unrealistic at times, my love.

Yeah, probably. But I just want a baby. And possibly a dog.

We have a dog.

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

-plops next to him- After we graduate and get married.

Now tho.

The adoption people might not give it to us since we’re still in school and not married.

So we Imperio them!

And then go to prison. We can raise the baby in Azkaban. 

>.> You’re a party pooper.

And you are unrealistic at times, my love.

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

-plops next to him- After we graduate and get married.

Now tho.

The adoption people might not give it to us since we’re still in school and not married.

So we Imperio them!

And then go to prison. We can raise the baby in Azkaban. 

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

-plops next to him- After we graduate and get married.

Now tho.

The adoption people might not give it to us since we’re still in school and not married.

-plops next to him- After we graduate and get married.

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

You look like a very handsome young man, rather than a pedophile.

-steals the razor and tries to shave her eyebrows-

-screches and wiggles away-

-gets up and dusts himself off-

I’m in an abusive relationship.

Well, you are dating a vampire. 

So does that mean I signed up to be abused? 

Maybe.

Oh. -shrugs and plops on the couch-

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

You look like a very handsome young man, rather than a pedophile.

-steals the razor and tries to shave her eyebrows-

-screches and wiggles away-

-gets up and dusts himself off-

I’m in an abusive relationship.

Well, you are dating a vampire. 

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

You look like a very handsome young man, rather than a pedophile.

-steals the razor and tries to shave her eyebrows-

-screches and wiggles away-

-gets up and dusts himself off-

You look like a very handsome young man, rather than a pedophile.

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

-tackles Siri and sits on his stomach-

-stares up at her-

Well, hi.

Hi. -accios a razor-

-screeches- What are you doing?!

Getting the animal off of your upper lip. -accios shaving cream-

NO! -tries to wiggle away-

-hisses- YES. -pins him down and tries to shave it-

-shakes his head- STOP. IT MAKES ME LOOK MANLY.

IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A PEDOPHILE.

-hisses and gives up-

-happily shaves him- You should grow a fancy little goatee. That’d be nice.