Marlene McKinnon

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

You take after him.

Pfft. Only with the charm and good looks.

Well, I’d hope so. -smiles and leans her head on his shoulder-

-wraps his arm around her shoulders-

-marlenemckinnon:

You take after him.

Pfft. Only with the charm and good looks.

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

Can we get a hyena?

Those smell bad.

How do you even know that?

I fell into their cage once when I went to the zoo.

-giggles- Did they try to eat you?

YES. My dad didn’t even attempt to get me out.

Such a sweet man. I do hope he comes to our wedding.

I’m sure he’ll be there if there’s booze.

He’d better bring a nice god damn gift.

It’ll probably be his dick in a box.

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

Can we get a hyena?

Those smell bad.

How do you even know that?

I fell into their cage once when I went to the zoo.

-giggles- Did they try to eat you?

YES. My dad didn’t even attempt to get me out.

Such a sweet man. I do hope he comes to our wedding.

I’m sure he’ll be there if there’s booze.

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

Can we get a hyena?

Those smell bad.

How do you even know that?

I fell into their cage once when I went to the zoo.

-giggles- Did they try to eat you?

YES. My dad didn’t even attempt to get me out.

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

Can we get a hyena?

Those smell bad.

How do you even know that?

I fell into their cage once when I went to the zoo.

-marlenemckinnon:

Can we get a hyena?

Those smell bad.

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

-plops next to him- After we graduate and get married.

Now tho.

The adoption people might not give it to us since we’re still in school and not married.

So we Imperio them!

And then go to prison. We can raise the baby in Azkaban. 

>.> You’re a party pooper.

And you are unrealistic at times, my love.

Yeah, probably. But I just want a baby. And possibly a dog.

We have a dog.

I can’t cuddle with myself.

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

-plops next to him- After we graduate and get married.

Now tho.

The adoption people might not give it to us since we’re still in school and not married.

So we Imperio them!

And then go to prison. We can raise the baby in Azkaban. 

>.> You’re a party pooper.

And you are unrealistic at times, my love.

Yeah, probably. But I just want a baby. And possibly a dog.

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

-plops next to him- After we graduate and get married.

Now tho.

The adoption people might not give it to us since we’re still in school and not married.

So we Imperio them!

And then go to prison. We can raise the baby in Azkaban. 

>.> You’re a party pooper.

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

-plops next to him- After we graduate and get married.

Now tho.

The adoption people might not give it to us since we’re still in school and not married.

So we Imperio them!

-marlenemckinnon:

-plops next to him- After we graduate and get married.

Now tho.

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

You look like a very handsome young man, rather than a pedophile.

-steals the razor and tries to shave her eyebrows-

-screches and wiggles away-

-gets up and dusts himself off-

I’m in an abusive relationship.

Well, you are dating a vampire. 

So does that mean I signed up to be abused? 

Maybe.

Oh. -shrugs and plops on the couch-

Can we get a baby?

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

You look like a very handsome young man, rather than a pedophile.

-steals the razor and tries to shave her eyebrows-

-screches and wiggles away-

-gets up and dusts himself off-

I’m in an abusive relationship.

Well, you are dating a vampire. 

So does that mean I signed up to be abused? 

-marlenemckinnon:

sirius—:

-marlenemckinnon:

You look like a very handsome young man, rather than a pedophile.

-steals the razor and tries to shave her eyebrows-

-screches and wiggles away-

-gets up and dusts himself off-

I’m in an abusive relationship.

-marlenemckinnon:

You look like a very handsome young man, rather than a pedophile.

-steals the razor and tries to shave her eyebrows-