What Up

this one is for retail workers *hits all customers with my honda*

now that the 2010s are ending can we all agree that one direction was the highlight of the decade

some of you have never been forced to reside beneath the opera house because of your accursed ugliness and it shows

no offense but… i’m never gonna dance again……. guilty feet have got no rhythm………

oh to be a little cat and sit in a windowsill

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

Some of y’all never experienced acne and it shows

some of u didn’t watch 8 straight hours of 1d and it shows

some of you never played online dressup games while sitting in a huge beat up desk chair while being yelled at by your mom when you were kids and it shows. grow up

Do you ever think of how weird it would be if Mickey Mouse’s name was actually Michael? And how weird it would be if one day Minnie called him “Michael Mouse” because she was upset with him? Because I think about it sometimes.

I have just been informed that Mickey’s full name is “Michael Theodore Mouse”, and that Minnie’s is “Minerva Mouse”. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS INFORMATION, BUT I FEEL LIKE I KNOW SOMETHING FORBIDDEN NOW???

I feel like this is a good time to share the fact that Donald Duck’s middle name is Fauntleroy.

goofy periodically changes his name to avoid the IRS if i remember right

Walk a mile in these lubed Batons...

It’s so hot that we all survived 2018 and xxxtentacion didn’t

Fuck you!! X was everything!!!

everything but alive

2017 better be nice to my mom

2018 better be nice to my mom

2019 better be nice to my mom