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I love shows where the concept of the magic of friendship is a real tangible thing and can actually fuck someone up(ex, MLP). Anyways Techno finding out his friends give him a boost for his magic and just uses it to cause Problems.
“With the power of friendship, love, and incredible violence, we can achieve anything-“ “hey hold on what was that last bit-“
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@sircantus do you remember my ask about the banners?
welp that was a while ago… but i didn’t forget! i took some time to draw today and this is the result. I did embed the design into a vaguely flower prince shaped fan art, hope you like it :D
P.S. the small guy in the corner is Toms waiting for his Dad King to return from the battlefield (:
Something something angel of death Phil who can't bleed cause he's a walking talking corpse
Angel of Death Phil having no heartbeat because he isn’t technically alive. He doesn’t truly breathe, he just mimics the motions. He has no need for the air in his lungs. He has no warmth to him, has no hunger, has no fatigue. He only eats because he wants to, he only sleeps because it’s a nice way to pass the time. He’s cold to the touch and eerily silent when standing still. Sometimes his eyes look a little too dim or too faded. Like a dead man staring up at you. Something about him feels worryingly off but it’s always hard to put a finger on it. How could ever first guess that you’re speaking to a corpse?
Weapons and attacks are ineffective to him, as well. Oh yes, he can be injured, in a way, he can be damaged. But he can’t exactly be killed. It’s hard to kill something that never had a beating heart to begin with. He is very persistent in that sense. Inevitable in the same way death is. There isn’t a way to avoid him or to stop him or to hide from him. Just like how you can’t keep away from Death Herself
i dont know if youve seen project hail mary but twinsduo have such grace and rocky potential
Oh man i can so see techno being an eridian. Deadpan tone coming through the translation software while he’s also smart as hell and trying to get shit done. “Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. Why is wilbur getting distracted question” while wilbur is somehow tripping onto his face in zero gravity while screaming
sircantus would u love us if we were worms?
If you were all worms i would gather you up lovingly and then train you accordingly to create a worm army that will make the rest of the world tremble in fear. Quit your job. Join my worm army. Together we will rule the earth, our dirt and our home.
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trick or treat!!! 🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
au where king!techno has werewolf!phil as his most trusted knight, and instead of being afraid of Phil not being human, he is very gleeful about having a werewolf as his best guard because Phil oh my god do you realize how good at your job youre going to be now no forget about hiding your abilities you can literally hear assassins from a mile away phil this is AWESOME our enemies are COOKED
Neighboring kingdoms think Phil is this monstrous dangerous hound that may kill his own ruler at any moment but Techno is so unafraid it’s nearly ridiculous. “Yes what about my guard? Yeah his eyes glow sometimes dont worry about it”
Ive finished rereading all your 96 fics qnd now I don't know what to do anymore
Time to start writing- GET TO THAT KEYBOARD SOLDIER GIVE ME THREE RANDOM AUS STAT- also what the fuck when did i get that many fics on my account
What if Technoblade was a horse?
He’d be the fastest and bestest at racing ever but also be so difficult if he does not feel like doing anything today. A meteor could not move him if he decides he does not want to do anything. He’s probably kicked a child before
