Sunshine Kingdom

Sometimes the rats in my brain come together and start yelling “YEARNING” and in trying to appease them I ask “FOR WHAT” but they are too small so all they can say is “YEARNING” which is a very big word for such a tiny creature, even collectively

does anyone feel overwhelming emotions seeing pictures of their younger self? like that’s me but it isn’t... I love her I wish she knew... I hope she’s proud of me.... I miss her

minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son

(pulling a painted vase out of my wallet) and this is my youngest at his first nose ring fitting. isn't he handsome

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

“you need to start thinking about building a family” no what I need is to have the money to buy house and decorate it just like I’ve always dreamed of