foolish woman

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

can you put that thing on a leash?

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

this isn’t a “blog” we are having tea together. do you take sugar

Which is the glitch????

I’m such a “yay <3” person like unironically a hip hip hooray type of personality