Fuck Angst Tho

So I have a question for my followers: are there any conspiracy theories you’re 100% convinced are real

Canadian prime minister Justing Trudeau is the illegitimate son of the late Cuban dictator Fidel Castro

See, the nipples angle is just not something I would’ve thought to pursue

1000$ says his brother, who actually looks like his father Pierre, has pink nipples.

Do we have a picture of Fidel’s nipples? My searches have yielded fakes and forgeries.

I know that this is a common response, but this post knocked the wind out of me, as if I had been punched. Let’s put aside the political ramifications of this conspiracy theory, and let’s focus on the fact that Justin Trudeau’s nipples are what betrayed his parentage

carlos didn’t die for liberation for Justin’s lineage to go unrecognized 

You don’t owe anybody the traumatic details of your life as a bonding tool

alright but what if i’m drunk at the club

not enough people reblogged this last year we gotta really try this time to have a Happy Wildcat New Year™