Play stupid games, Win stupid prizes

real

“Here, will this rice cake cracker sate your dark passanger?”

*bluey the album starts playing*

“Happy Independence Day Sweetie! Nationalism is a cancer!”

“Are you singing us a song? Ah yes the dulcet tones of goblin”

“Listen kid, I can’t let you have the cup anymore because you keep chugging the bath water, so we just have to remove the cup from the equation.”

“Someday you’ll learn about ,I don’t know physics and the myth of Sisyphus ,and you’ll start making a lot of connections I think. “

“The problem is that you set goals for yourself that are unattainable by both man and baby.”

“You can keep the cookie container, I don’t care. What kind of father would I be if I tried to separate a small raccoon child from her trash!?”

“Oh my poor sweet angel. She fucked around and found out.”

“Hey. No! Cup privileges hereby rescinded, bath chugger”

we miss him a lot

nothing but respect for my ace king

nothing but respect for my ace pope

05.01 - The Ancient Blade

New Crow Time 🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴

Fischer Arthur (detail)

WENCLAIR + TEXT POSTS

SPY x FAMILY x TEAM ROCKET

i’ve watched this like 8 times in a row

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Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

“The God of Infinite Time from Persian mythos. A powerful god who holds dominion over Eternity, Infinity, and Perpetuity, he is the holder of the Divine Sword of Salvation, which would be given and used by the King Who Manifests at the World’s End.” Ancient Persian Tomes Zurvan by Talon Abraxas

manic

Touch Me from Final Fantasy VII