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He had been thinking about it all night, what he wanted to do. He could have left everything alone, but at the same time if he did that then he was sure it;d fuck his relationship up, and that was something he didn’t want (and he hoped his partner didn’t either), so he resolved to do the “reasonable” thing and send a text.

[Text: Dork <3] We should talk, wanna come over? I hope the answers yes bc im already making lunch

But Allen’s good at putting him at ease, throwing in that he’s already making lunch. Tyki cracks a smile at that. 

He’s quick to type up a response as he stands, getting himself ready for the little… date? That wasn’t the accurate word for it, given what they’d just found out about each other, that Allen had become an Exorcist, that Tyki was his natural born enemy. 

He finished the food he had been making (he was always a bit lazy about it, but he could cook) and sat down at the table simply to wait.

He tried to keep his mind busy- reply to other people he had been messaging, poke at the food he had put on a plate for himself, anything- but honestly he could not share the worry. He had no idea how Tyki would feel about this whole thing- and honestly if he knew he would have never-- If only they had told him.

The black haired child stared in disbelief for a few moments before her gaze narrowed, her hand instinctively grasping her dress (specifically where she could pull her weapon out from the small pocket sewn into the skirt). How fucking dare they.

Where had he gone wrong? Why was this child so damn rude?

“There’s a difference between fish you pull from a pond and from a store- Christ your brothers a minister can’t you get fish from a store instead of from some strangers fucking pond!?”

Send “💺” For my muse to sit on your muses lap. @sinnamonrollwalker

“Here is fine.” Allen assured him- it would end awkwardly the next morning if they went to anyone’s bedroom, and Allen would rather not have that.

Whatever number we get I’ll have my character be that kind of creature for one roleplay. On the flip side send me ‘Terror’ and my muse will react to meeting your muse, the chosen creature.

Ghost

Werewolf

Demon

Witch/Wizard

Siren

Vampire

Dyrad

Zombie

Dragon

Unicorn

Fairy

Gorgon

Mermaid

Centaur

Harpy

Naga

Werecat

Nymph*

Drider**

You Choose

*Your choice of what kind of Nymph

Hey guys! I thought I’d so something fun this weekend, so I did my best to sexualize the alphabet and turn it into a headcanon game!

So here’s how it works. You send me a character (or a few), and the corresponding letters that you want me to answer for them!

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex) B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person) D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual) G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc) H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.) I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)  J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon) K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) L = Location (Favourite places to do the do) M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.) Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…) T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?) U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Trapped AU; Muse A is a young monster and Muse B is a human that finds them in captivity, being experimented on. From that point on it is Muse B’s mission to free them somehow.

Haunted Camp AU; Muse A comes to the same camp every year, seems like they’ve been there forever. Muse B is a new counselor at the camp who has heard rumors of ghosts. In reality Muse A is a child that died in the area and is stuck haunting the grounds year after year.

Doll AU; Muse B is a collector of all kinds of things- stamps, toys, marbles- people. Muse A is their long-time favorite doll though. They have been together for so long that Muse A cannot imagine a life without Muse B dictating what they do.

God AU; Muse A is a worshiper of an old God, Muse B. Muse B is rather tired of all the hapless fools who would do anything for them- but after meeting Muse A they decide to give interacting with a follower one more try.

Hooker AU:Muse A is selling themself on the streets to make money- be it for personal gain, school, family, etc. Muse B is driving home from work and sees them shivering on the corner. Muse B takes Muse A home, but Muse A is taking this as a job and is not taking no for an answer.

Pet AU; Muse A is a human-animal hybrid of some sort, and they have been Muse B’s pet all their life, living in a cage and being treated fairly well. But when Muse B takes them out one day they notice that hybrids are free creatures and that keeping them as pets is wrong. Suddenly they have the urge to escape Muse B and live free as well.

Vampire AU; Muse A is a newly awoken vampire, changed by Muse B. New Vampires need to feed or they are hopelessly confused and weak. Muse B can either choose to help their new underling or leave the for dead.

Voice AU; Muse A is a lonely, quiet, and depressed person. Muse B is a demon. Muse B starts talking to Muse A, giving them help and cheering them up. Muse A quickly begins to follow suit with whatever this voice wants. Muse B is simply rewriting Muse A’s mind because Muse B wants a pet and they think Muse A is the perfect one to have.

Pharaoh AU; Muse A is a peasant and Muse B is a pharaoh who demands that Muse A marries him/her

Amnesia AU; Muse A and Muse B are close (be it friends, siblings, lovers, etc.) who have known each other for a long time. After a freak accident Muse A has no memory of Muse B and it is up to Muse B to try and help them remember.

Hero AU; Muse A is the newest superhero on the scene and has already made a large name for them self. Muse B is a villain that wants to take advantage of Muse A so they begin doing anything they can to gain Muse A’s trust. 

Alternate Hero AU; Muse A is the newest superhero around and Muse B is a villain famous for how impossible they are to beat. Muse A seems to have an advantage over Muse B somehow though and they are determined to figure out how.

Circus AU; Muse A is a performer in a famous Circus while Muse B is someone who has come to see the show and decided they wanted to stay with the Circus. All goes well until they start to learn of the more questionable things the circus does with its cast and crew.

Garden AU; Muse A’s grandfather/mother left them an old building with a large garden, there they meet Muse B, a dyrad who has lived there for many years. Muse A can either decide to try and befriend the creature or maybe even sell it for money.

…and write one of our muses walking in on the other muse doing one of the things below the cut! Some are NSFW or potentially triggering.

(These can be used as RP starters or as drabble prompts.)

The black haired child stared in disbelief for a few moments before her gaze narrowed, her hand instinctively grasping her dress (specifically where she could pull her weapon out from the small pocket sewn into the skirt). How fucking dare they.

Send me “I touched it” for my muses reaction to your muse touching their butt

When Link was not answering he was tempted to ask again, it was better to known when then sit here with nothing.

Like the question had never been asked, Allen merely repeated it and Link for the life of him couldn’t figure out why.

“Never!” Link snapped, panic rising in his voice as much as it did in his chest. But the second the word was out of his mouth, he knew it was a lie. It really was just a question of when. They wouldn’t have a change of heart and they were all aware of these, even the friends Allen had that both worried about him and found themselves afraid of this “new” Allen Walker.

“Never?” he echoed, the sound dull, as if it didn’t connect for a moment. Allen shook his head slowly, looking back up stiffly, internally cursing whatever was keeping him in place here.

“We both know never isn’t true.” Allen muttered, staring up at Link again, trying to find anything else to say- but no, that was it. Anything else he said at this point would be useless and irrelevant. He had people listening in on him, he had nowhere to go or no way or moving, and he may as well have been putting the gun to his own head. His entire existence was evidence against him.