those men arent gay and not only are they not gay they should be killed. and some of you need to hear this. badly

it's thousand yard stare summer

genuinely sickening to think about how men pop up out of holes in the ground and you have to swing a mallet and hit them over the head to get them to stop

in the club begging strangers for forgiveness and proving incapable of articulating what for when asked

i feel like scary standing water and i want to feel like a river or at least a creek

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

The knife? Baby it’s edgy and Dull

public library unbanned us after we put an ad in the paper apologizing for 3d printing false idols