I don't even know anymore

The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this. If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella. 

you are my hero

"If you think Im badass, here’s some things to confirm it"

I love owls

there’s been a disturbing lack of owls on my blog lately, i must remedy this 

this is creepy as fuck, I’ll take 14

WAAAAAAAANT

#THIS IS SO IMPORTANT I AM SO SAD IT WAS LEFT OUT #it is so rare for sam to confide in people and i love that he would confide in jody

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”

#’what are we having tonight’ ‘italian’ ‘TALK TO ME’

best so far.

TEAM JACOB