This Girl Doesn't Exist

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

maybe it’s not even cargo pants. maybe it’s coveralls rolled to + tied around the waist. maybe she even has fuckoff boots

i lied actually i’m not horny i want someone to hold me close to their chest and pet my hair. actually i double lied i do want to be felt up and slapped across the face

"slut era!!" I insist as I rot in my bed and don't talk to anyone

i <3 robots and i <3 transfeminism

many roboheads and transfemheads in the crowd tonite

nice mechanical watches are wasted on wealthy men. a billionaire who will wear it once every four years and leave it in a case the rest of the time doesnt deserve a marvel of engineering like that. *i* deserve a watch like that because i get sexually aroused by clockwork

jokes on you, i have a mechanical watch with transparent windows, which means i can see it ticking, and it (the watch) is just as sexy as you think

you really are out of your league here on all counts. look up the vianney halter deep space resonance and understand my suffering