This is my Song

If you don’t mind cuddling all day or being lazy and sleeping on top of me while watching movies. Or eating pizza or getting hickies. Come be mine

Chopped but every time someone is eliminated the judges sing an Oompa-Loompa style song about what they did wrong

all bugs can be organized into one of three categories: homies, chillers, and haters. hornets and wasps are haters. mosquitos are haters. most spiders are homies cuz they eat shitty bugs, some spiders are chillers cuz they dont really do anything, but also some spiders are haters because they’ll kill you. learn to tell the difference. bees are homies but they become haters if you fuck with them. most beetles are chillers but if they’re the kind of beetle that flies really fast at your face then they’re haters.

someone in the background says “somebody die already” OMFg

Okay, so I was expecting them to play a tuba rendition of the Star Wars theme. I don’t think I could have been more wrong.

I’m the teacher and that is my reaction too. Why can’t people care about their grades when I give them the assignment?

My shit

They turned what is arguably the worst song of all time into something amazing

did this person just say hollaback girl is “arguably the worst song of all time”??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

do you ever get mad at yourself because youre not even good at the things you thought you were good at

preach! 

Finding old music you used to love is like getting back in touch with an old friend.