Sinfinite Jest

based on Viv's old tweet about ship dynamics

COME ON, DO IT RIGHT FLOWERS AND A SUIT AND TIE LET’S GO PUT THE U & I IN SUICIDE

But consider a crack version of this idea. They never discover the other is a serial killer. They live their lives in sweet sweet oblivion. Every time the police come to interrogate them because someone in their circle of friends/coworkers/neighbours died they are always appealed the cops thinks their clearly innocent roomie has done anything.

Alastor: how dare those pigs think Vincent would hurt a fly! That himbo can barely remember lines for news broadcast.

Meanwhile Vincent is brutally smashing someone's skull in the alley with a brick .

Vincent: you think Alastor did that? Are you crazy. Alastor is the sweetest person I've ever met. Are you suspecting him because he's half-black. Fucking racist.

The cop who had this conversation 7 times already: no Mr Wittmann.

Meanwhile Alastor is cutting his latest victim on the table and preparing the meat for consumption.

I HATE DIGITAL ART....HATE HATE HATEEEUUHHHHHHH.

anyways...less glammed version under the cut.

maybe a roommates if

Day 4: radiosilence

+ bonus

Day 5: business partners

Day 6: domesticity

Day 7: free day