Sinesthesia shitposting

its always "ohh the son turned out gay because his dad never spent enough time with him" and never that maybe the dad just didnt like hanging out with him because he already had a gay/stupid vibe to begin with?

imagine if instead of it being called a sip it was as called a suck. can I have a suck of water? 🤨

imagine an expanse of graves spanning miles and miles, too many miles for you to traverse

idgafffffff ur so annoying i don’t even caaaaareeeee leave me alone (to the subway guy when he asks me what i want on my sub)

me at ten: the home depot lights section is a significant place for me emotionally

fifth grader's report card with straight As and at the bottom the teacher wrote "extremely violent and dangerous young man"

This is Bakugo 100%.

Totally

hey man, i noticed you seemed a touch perturbed by me providing you with a smaller and daintier fork than mine earlier when we sat down for dinner and i just want you to know i didnt mean to offend you its just that it felt fitting for your very feminine hands