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JASON: June, your animosity–not animosity–but your legitimate fears of technology are compelling.

PAUL: June, tell Jason what happened when I brought home BB-8.

JASON: Oh? You brought home BB-8? The robot?

PAUL: The robot from “Star Wars”–

JUNE: First of all, I didn’t know what the fuck it was! You just brought it home. It arrived!

JASON: You didn’t know what it was? You say that in a way that, even to look at it, you wouldn’t conceptually understand what it was fundamentally.

JUNE: I HOPED that it was some sort of character or figurine.

JASON: As if he brought home Gizmo the Gremlin!

PAUL: All I know is, he placed it on our floor and it started ROAMING ABOUT and I didn’t like it.

JASON: You didn’t like it?

PAUL: What was the first question you asked.

JUNE: Oh, I don’t remember.

PAUL: You said, “What’s its mission?”

JASON: *laughing for prolonged period* What’s its mission? WHAT’S ITS MISSION?!

PAUL: What’s its mission.

JUNE: What is it here for?

JASON: Paul, did you go to the book [ie the booklet that comes with the robot] and be like, “Oh boy let me look at this”?

PAUL: No, I did the worst thing. Which was like, “Don’t worry about it. It will monitor our house.”

JASON: *cackling* It’s just here to take pictures!!

JUNE: I think I have a healthy skepticism.

PAUL: And then you told me immediately, as I took it off the floor and what’d you say to me?

JUNE: I don’t remember.

And if you like this, go see my list of the best episodes which I did for HDTGM’s anniverary (which was technically the 10th but i missed it).