Its Koala-tea

So, the poor college student made some friends. And he didn’t ask where they got the stuff.

bitch ass nazis

Happy Fall, y'all!

no you cant.  you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper.  i didnt even read the sparknotes and i barely skimmed the wikipedia and you gave me an A.  you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies

True xx

#that meat lady was the real national treasure

I will not send unsolicited pictures of my cock. I will not call a stranger “baby” or “sexy” or “beautiful” or anything of that ilk. I will not proposition strangers for sex. I will not message a girl without reading her profile first. I will not message a girl if I am outside of her clearly stated preferred age range or preferred geographic convenience or preferred gender. I will not waste the time of someone when I do not meet requirements that they have clearly outline in their profile - even if those requirements are stupid or bigoted. I will not mention someone else’s race in my first message because I am not an insane asshole. I will not copy and paste the same message to different girls. I do not deserve sex. I do not deserve attention. I am not a “nice guy” and I do not say “friend zone.” I am not owed a response to any message I send, no matter how polite I am, no matter how much effort I put into it. If I can’t say something nice, I won’t say anything at all. I will treat others with respect, even when I feel that I am not being treated with respect. I will be honest, I will be patient, I will not ask for nudes. I will be courageous and put myself out there. I will not apologize for my weight, my height, my personality, or what pictures I choose to put up. And I will never expect anyone else to do the same. I will not send unsolicited pictures of my cock.