Itachi is babysitting Sarada! How do the Akatsuki react?
Let’s pretend that somehow all the Akatsuki survived to see next gen. If Itachi was asked to babysit Sarada one day, how would the other Akatsuki members react?
Pein: “How dare you bring a resident of Konoha into our secret base.”
Pein: “The whereabouts of this place is CLASSIFIED, Itachi!”
Pein: “And it’s a HAZARD. She might get hurt. Hidan might stab her. Or she might touch some of Deidara’s-”
Itachi: “You sound more concerned for her well being than you do for our location.”
Konan: “Awww she’s so cute! I love your glasses!”
Sarada: “Thanks! I love your hair flower!”
Konan: “Itachi… please let me babysit her instead.”
Itachi: “No, because all you’re going to do is ask her to make origami with you.”
Konan: “Well NO ONE else will!”
Kisame: “She looks like the woman Sasuke used to travel with.”
Kisame: “You know err…..Karin. That was her name.”
Kisame: “Are you sure she’s not-”
Itachi: “NO Kisame, she is not, so don’t finish that sentence.”
Hidan: “Who the fuck is this? Can I sacrifice her?”
Hidan: “Can I at least fatally wound her?”
Kakuzu: “Children are expensive. I will have no part in this.”
Sarada: “ACTUALLY, I’ve managed to save half of my weekly allowance every week so I can pretty much afford to look after myself.”
Kakuzu: “I like you. Let’s talk business.”
Itachi: “Kakuzu she’s saving for a new outfit don’t even think about it.”
Deidara: “I thought the minimum age to enter the Akatsuki was like 18??”
Itachi: “She’s not joining us. I’m babysitting for my brother.”
Deidara: “Ohhh she’s Sasuke’s kid!”
Deidara: “I hate her already!”
Sasori: “Can I borrow her, Itachi?”
Itachi: “Borrow?? For what?!”
Sasori: “I’m trying to build smaller puppets and her body size is PERFECT for a base!”
Sarada: “Ohhh can I?? I love dressing up!”
Itachi: “I….I don’t think that’s such a good idea.”
W. Zetsu: “Aren’t you just adorable!”
B. Zetsu: “Why is your name Salad??? Do you like vegetables??”
Sarada: “I…..I like some vegetables I guess. I don’t know why I’m called-”
B. Zetsu: “Do you TASTE like vegetables??”
W. Zetsu: “Don’t be so rude!”
Obito: “A female Uchiha. I never thought I’d see the day!”
Obito: “This means the clan will finally be restored!”
Sarada: “Why are you talking about my clan like you know it?”
Tobi: “BECAUSE TOBI LIKES UCHIHAS AHAHAHA…HA…Ahhh…”
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