Weird to think that I've been married for five years
I own a house, I have a government job
and yet im still a fucking goblin
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Weird to think that I've been married for five years
I own a house, I have a government job
and yet im still a fucking goblin

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Abomination (Darkest Dungeon) in a partial state between beast and human forms. Commission for @milkymosaic
ever just realize that though your adhd makes you forget to talk to your friends, that you remember how much you love them on a regular basis and how they have improved your life so much just by being there
that you then feel guilty because you forgot to talk to them? Just adhd brain go boop and you wanna pick up where you left off but suddenly its been six months and you feel horrible about it??
yeah ... yeah
they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.
when I was a kid I had an old tv in my room that would always turn to unwatchable static in the middle of shows but one night my sister and I were watching Naruto & every time Kakashi was on-screen the static cleared so we were like “hahaha the tv looooves Kakashi.”
I had a Kakashi bookmark so we held it up against the screen as a joke but the static actually cleared up. Mystified, we tried different bookmarks and objects with the same plastic material but nothing else worked, only the Kakashi bookmark.
We ended up taping it to the corner of the screen and it stayed there for 11 years until we moved out. When I was older people would be like “can you move the bookmark off the screen” bc it did sort of block a bit of the view but I would demonstrate the static issue and everyone was always just like “huh. what the hell?? well…alright.”
No explanation, but thanks Kakashi.

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Abolish the comic book industrial complex 🙂
Yeah, him too! 
vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don't give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers
The absolutely hilarity of imagining some older vampires hectoring younger ones. “Back in my day, I had to drink blood with radium in it and I liked it! We glowed in the damn dark for weeks!”
Packed my husband a slice of cake with his work lunch and he sent me this
I am losing my mind over this.
Joseph Michael Linsner
This is just so sweet? Like she's just so happy and pleased with herself, and being kind of a dork about it with her victory dance? And he's like... he just looks so fond. Like this is embarrassing, a little, but he absolutely does not mind. Also they're wearing the same kind of boot/bracer/loincloth combo, and even though they're both sexy neither of their poses are sexualized? This is a picture of two people who just really seem to like each other, and that makes me smile.

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Truly a shame there's not more yak appreciation on tumblr.
Ink Artwork by Endre Penovác
“but what if i’m being annoying :(“ everyone’s annoying dipshit it came free with fucking being alive and existing. now go talk to your friends
"I cant draw" then do it bad who gives a fuck.....
Partake in the joy of creation just for the fun of it. Just for a laff.

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EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS IT'S A LITTLE FRIEND
peer reviewed. currently losing it. courtesy of @plaguedocboi
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@plaguedocboi is absolutely right! This is a Geckolepis! You might remember the one we described a few years ago, Geckolepis megalepis, that went as far as becoming a feature on Snapchat of all places.
And resulted in this *spectacular* art by @leotide:
There are five currently recognised species. I would hazard a guess that the one pictured above is G. typica, but these geckos are very hard to ID.
"Kill them with kindness" wrong. 5th level lightning bolt