Overgrown Bitch Lizard

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

Yeah, him too! 

vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don't give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers

The absolutely hilarity of imagining some older vampires hectoring younger ones. “Back in my day, I had to drink blood with radium in it and I liked it! We glowed in the damn dark for weeks!”

This is just so sweet? Like she's just so happy and pleased with herself, and being kind of a dork about it with her victory dance? And he's like... he just looks so fond. Like this is embarrassing, a little, but he absolutely does not mind. Also they're wearing the same kind of boot/bracer/loincloth combo, and even though they're both sexy neither of their poses are sexualized? This is a picture of two people who just really seem to like each other, and that makes me smile.

“but what if i’m being annoying :(“ everyone’s annoying dipshit it came free with fucking being alive and existing. now go talk to your friends

"I cant draw" then do it bad who gives a fuck.....

Partake in the joy of creation just for the fun of it. Just for a laff.

@markscherz