simsanctuary 🦇

omg stop you're making me blush, especially considering i stalk your tumblr all of the freaking time <3

achieve at least level 7 in alchemy

Dahlia: “I… think I could get used to this boldness of yours.”

Dahlia: “One more kiss, for the road!” Felix: “You are quite the bold little thing. I think you are making me bold, too." Dahlia: "How bold?"

Felix: "Thank goodness we got back here before sunrise… I’m uncertain as to how we might occupy ourselves in the meantime. Chess?" Dahlia: "Oh, I can think of a few things we can do..."

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Felix: "Just as predicted, they are beautiful.."

Dahlia: “I have to admit, I was a little surprised you wanted a second date… and without a chaperone this time!” Felix: “Yes… well, you can thank Krobus for that.” Dahlia: “Krobus? Who’s that?” Felix: “Ah, it doesn’t matter. Can I ask.. I haven’t seen your fangs yet. Are they smaller than usual?” Dahlia: "Asking a vampire about their fangs is like asking a human their age. But… if I show you mine, you have to show me yours!” Felix: “M-mine? Oh… well… I suppose I can show you.”

Krobus the Cat: "You ask her on another date. And this time… leave your smug vampire best friend at home, and bring flowers. Have them match her hair!"

Felix: “Well, Krobus, my fine furry companion… what exactly does one do about an infuriatingly stubborn, red-headed vampire?”

🦇 despite the most painfully awkward first date of his long existence, Felix found himself unable to banish the image of paint stained fingers and blazing red hair from his mind. . .

Felix: “…Would you care to dance?” Dahlia: “Oh, I’m really not that goo—” Felix: “OW!” Dahlia: “Sorry! I never quite mastered the art of dancing. Centuries alive and still stepping on toes, haha..... hand me a paintbrush though, then we’re talking! Do you like art?” Felix: “My interests tend to be… scientific.”

Felix: “Where did Clive vanish off to?” Dahlia: “Look Felix, we are not fledgling vampires. If you think I’m so hideous, have the decency to say it. We can end this date now while the moon is still out!” Felix: “Hideous?! I’m practically terrified of how striking you are!” Dahlia: “Then why invite Clive?!” Felix: “Because the last time I courted someone was during the Regency Era. I thought it was still common practice to have a chaperone...?”

Dahlia: *hushed* “Clive, I’ve survived plagues and revolutions, and this is somehow my strangest first date. Why are you here?!” Clive: “He’s new to modern dating etiquette. The ‘no immortal best friend on first date’ guideline escaped him.” Dahlia: “Unless he thinks I’m so revolting he needed backup in the form of a third wheel!” Clive: “Trust me, he barely understands basic human slang. ‘Third wheel’ is far beyond him. I’ll leave you two lovebirds shortly...”

Clive: "So, when's the big date?" Felix: "It's tonight." Clive: "Oh, let me get out of your hair then!" *ding dong* Felix: "I invited you over at the same time as her actually!" Clive: ".....what?"

a little liquid courage before his first date in a hundred years

Nadia: “Well, if it isn’t the elusive bachelor himself! What’ll it be today... toadstool, or a bride?” Felix: "Just tell me about your friend so your husband will leave me alone for another century, and then maybe I'll buy your expensive wolvesbane."