simsalmiakki

i’ll let you in on a little secret. i have a lot of those.

Lyro Thousand-Tales, one of the younger ones from an invading forces of demons but by no means a stupid or inexperienced one. extremely skilled at deceit and lies, he enjoys nothing more than twining people around his pinkies as a ruse for a pastime, and on the side, is fond of philosophical debates about existentiality.

oh honey, i'm sure we'll find a solution for your predicament.

Madam Carina, your local soothsayer who can help you with uncertain futures, contacting the dead, or just causing some unfortunate accidents on your enemies. her cats Fonzie and Beryl are always watching.