deacon’s basement hostage

btw if you’re kink shaming people, I hope you know that every single person who reblogs this post and I are shaming you

"this is my comfort character!" and they actively cause discomfort for everyone they interact with

a man can be your bitch wife if you’re lucky

“This kink is problematic when you think about it” ohhhhhh shit ok lemme head on over to the kink store and trade these kinks in for one that make my jackoff fantasies morally superior

I knew It was over for me once I realized I could escape situations by thinking of fictional gay sex

when i say “something is wrong with him” it’s usually said positively btw

Reblog if it’s okay for people to inbox you questions, headcanon, theories, anything about your Blorbo

“hey just a heads up that this author writes dark fics” boohoo so scary how will you survive this!!!!! seriously go and talk to a real person in real life I beg you. “hey this person likes horror movies!!!! characters are brutally killed in those movies and this person enjoys it!!!! just a heads up” this is what some of y’all sound.