I belong deeply to myself

mercedes gonna be like oh sorry george’s battery from canada actually got lost somewhere in the bermuda triangle we dont know what happened its probably because of his lack of confidence

so the problem with the odyssey is that it's visually stunning and the animatronics are great and the ocean looks gorgeously blue, but Nolan has a lead ear for dialogue and I know he's trying to do a thing where epic figures in ancient Greece are speaking 21th c American colloquialisms but the thing is...their dialogue is bad. Even if he made a movie set in 2026 new jersey it would be bad.

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

really exciting that max has moved on from implying that he might die accidentally to implying that he'll be murdered soon. what will he say next

another week another 'problem we cannot seem to explain'... Girl at this point what can you do? Name me one thing that you can explain?? What is it exactly that you do? That awkward moment when you work at a fast car factory that makes cars that go fast and everyone there went to fast car making school and then comes a fast car dude driver who went to a fast car driving school and then you're expected to provide a car that is fast with all its fast car features from the fast car factory. Get the fuck out of my face.