I belong deeply to myself

Charles Leclerc is the type of girl you see on instagram who posts a carousel of her fuckass toxic evil boyfriend and says 'happy eight year anniversary babe 💕💕💕 there are ups and downs but we always come back stronger ❤️' and the 'ups and downs' she's talking about is him robbing and setting fire to a gas station. but like her fuckass toxic evil boyfriend is Formula One Team Scuderia HP Ferrari.

the great thing about nico rosberg is that he’s had more therapy than anyone in the world but also he’s never gotten over a single thing in his life

you’re laughing. my goat george russell is experiencing religious psychosis while the masses crucify him like a modern day joan of arc and you’re laughing.

"brocedes 2.0!" you must not understand the gravity of the situation that was lewis hamilton and nico rosberg. you must not have heard the tales.

my hottest take is we need more overt cheating in our rpf. too much 'what if they were both single' or 'what if they were in a polycule/open relationship and their significant others were okay with it.' no we need more homewrecking. i want these people to feel so guilty they feel like they're gonna hurl but sleeping with somebody else anyway because they can't resist and their desire outweighs the guilt. i want to walk away from a fic with my opinion of somebody slightly lowered even though i know its not real like when you have a dream about someone doing something bad. i want that man coming home from [redacted]ing his best friend's [redacted], kissing his partner on the lips knowing they would hate them for what they just did if they knew. have some fun with it.

these are real people and not fictional characters what the fuck

I think real people should cheat on each other for my entertainment now what

“Glad we’re both standing here at the end of the race” George Russell you will always be my favorite petty diva

that is in fact my circus and my monkeys