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i could write essays about andy samberg’s influence on incomprehensible millennial humor but the gist of it is that every snl/the lonely island bit he’s ever done (specifically the mm watcha say sketch but i could point to others) laid the groundwork for all the nonsense jokes we make today and we should be thanking him

Shiiiiit. I reblogged, and I got $750 in two days for basically nothing! The first day this client/POT asked my agent to invite some girls and I to his end. We basically sipped wine and left with $500 each. He called me yesterday and we took a ride on my highway and gave me $250😂😂😂. Money blogs everyday any day!

Won’t chance it.

Yo this shit works not even gonna front like I didn’t just get money

Let me reblog this 2x then 😂

Do the thing pls

im screaming it worked lmfao

Not to be a “tumblr witch” but I’ll try anything twice

Lets go!

I actually got a check for $240 on a class action law suit I filed last year. Scored dude

I think I’ve watched this like 100 times today and I’m still crying

This kid is so fucking funny im losing my mind

best comedy of the year 10/10

omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@dundermifflinscranton

me? both avoiding and craving attention? you bet

I cannot believe the FILTH that I received today

me: going 100mph (100 mistakes per hour)