every time a fat girl wears a shirt that shows her belly an angel gets their wings reblog if you agree

they dont want us to know this but the real cure to the agonies is to engage in shenanigans. tomfoolery even 

he's got a sadness about him you only see in catholic stained glass windows

as above (insane in the head) so below (insane in the pussy)

you're not ascending to godhood you're just dehydrated

outta my way gayboy i'm boutta liberate my divine self from this mortal shell

hopital

even funnier when someone on tumblr expects you to treat them as royalty for having a lot of followers like they are not also a tumblr user

#if you brag of your follower count here it's like announcing your clown shoe size