I&#x27;m not three, for heaven&#x27;s sake.

Here is a rediscovered photograph of the twins Mother hid in my suitcase once when I embarked on an extended business venture.

I am not exactly sure what they are searching for in this image, but it is an accurate portrayal of their symbiotic relationship.

-Artemis Fowl II

Sigh. Beckett always has to carry me around. It saddens me that I apparently inherited some of the great Artemis Fowl II's physical ineptitude. But at least Beck's around, so it's quite all right! Lovely picture, big brother. Did you miss us while you were gone?

#sir-ebrum

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Right, well, off to see the Amazing Spiderman with a couple of mates… Myles would have come but he’s acting like a sod at the moment so that cancels him out. He’s been pretty quiet lately.. hope everything’s alright. not that i care or anything

I’ll keep an eye on him...

#mylespeak #sorry for that

Heh, Artemis didn't have to do anything. I was locked up in my laboratory the entire time. I'm grateful for your concern, though, Beckett, and to Arty as well. I trust the Spiderman movie was pretty good?

Oh dear.

I quite apologize for the absence. I was... ah... quite absorbed in my laboratory work that I neglected to come out for some days. I'm perfectly all right, though! Also I see Beckett has made a Tumblr as well. Excellent. [OOC | So sorry, guys, I made a post concerning my short camping trip before I left, but apparently my phone didn't post it... what a poob. But Myles is back now! Sorry for the sudden absence, heh heh.]

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I’m so sorry about this Mrs. Fowl!!! And there is nothing going on between us!!!

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Seriously, Holly, answers, please. I promise only to mock you for about a week. That’s a big cut down on forever!

#hollyfreakingshort #jade-princess

As far as I know, the definition of 'nothing' is 'to have no trace of anything, no value, no prospect of progress'; Miss Holly, this is obviously quite something, if I do say so myself. And the prospect of progress is quite titillating.

Also you are a very pretty fairy so I don't see why Arty shouldn't like you anyway.

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simple-toon: jade-princess: riverbend4life: sir-orion: sir-ebrum: I do not believe my forehead is quite so large, but the depiction of Holly is quite accurate. OH YES! Holly looks like a delicate elven princess in this portrait! Ah, be still my heart! Ha, I’m… Oh, that was all Beckett’s idea. It wasn’t THAT bad though…

#jade-princess

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RANDOMOSITY

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Arty wore fashionable clothes?! Why was I not privvy to these memories?

#sir-ebrum #sir-orion #angelinefowlhere

Aren’t those the clothes you were trying to get rid of discreetly, Arty? I remember Mother wanted you to wear them as much as possible.

I’m telling Mother on you. Not that she can’t see this anyway.

The clothes suit him, Mister Orion, although they aren't my personal preference.

Mm.

Hello, Mister Foaly. I take it you’re a centaur? That’s quite interesting.

I am, and proud! We’re a scarce species, yes. Not to mention the fact that I could count the amount of humans that have met centaurs in the past millenium on my fingers. As a fellow intellectual (from what I’ve heard), i totally understand your interest! Any questions, just ask me.

I catch Artemis complaining about you sometimes when he thinks nobody’s around. You sound like a clever fellow. Centaurs must be pretty amazing!

#riverbend4life

I can like posts as well. This is actually fun.

At least I have a way to show my approval without having to reblog every single thing. I assume it makes life easier for everyone.

#mylespeak

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This is a social networking site, which means I can observe interpersonal interactions up close.

I’m starting to get the hang of this Tumblr… Now to find Artemis and figure out some way to keep track of his account.

You must be Myles. Hello!

Why does...

I do think you need to mention 'lack of physical coordination' under physical ailments, Arty. Ha ha ha.

Besides, I'm curious as to how this social networking thing works and I've always looked up to you, so why not see what you're up to while I'm at it? Mother doesn't mind.

#sir-ebrum

Mm.

This is a social networking site, which means I can observe interpersonal interactions up close.

I’m starting to get the hang of this Tumblr… Now to find Artemis and figure out some way to keep track of his account.

You must be Myles. Hello!

Hello, Mister Foaly. I take it you're a centaur? That's quite interesting.

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I do not believe my forehead is quite so large, but the depiction of Holly is quite accurate.

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OH YES! Holly looks like a delicate elven princess in this portrait! Ah, be still my heart!

Ha, I’m beginning to see the similarities in you two! Holly obsession. I will note that in my artemis fowl psychological log.

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I’m not sure whether I want to shoot Orion to make him go away, or get some popcorn.

Popcorn would be quite lovely, Juliet. Will you please get me some as well? Thank you.

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Oh no mud boy! You are always dying to explain things so I’ll leave this one to you. You may have been unconscious during but I explained it to you before. Please save me the pain from explaining this to your mother…

I’ve actually had enough of this story and will never google Arty’s name again because there are things I’m better off being unaware of. No need for explaining, I will try to forget this…