Enjoy sky blue, bitch!

simon fairchild SUCK

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

we’ve spotted him boys

simon fairchild SUCK

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

got a roomba cuz we have a lot of floorspace. named it simon fairchild. only felt fitting to give a vast avatars name

if Simon Fairchild told me to “enjoy the sky blue” i would simply. not be abducted by the sky. rip to ur son but im different

elias is the most bland White Man #3 you've ever seen. simon fairchild, on the other hand...you take one look at him and can immediately tell hes been fruiting it up for centuries

Simon Fairchild at some point probably: If you didn’t want people dropping in from the sky, you should have locked your ceiling!

[ID: Two meme photos of a bright blue sky with clouds. There’s white text on each that reads, “This Man Ate My Son” The second meme has a transparent image of an old man with a thumbs up in the center against the sky. /end ID]

@simonfairchildsuggestions

Simon Fairchild: people keep asking me “how are u gonna stop the apocalypse” n im like mate am genuinely jus here for a laff