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Best moment of Cartman in The Return of COVID!

Spoiler Alert❗️

Moments in THE NEW FUTURE that literally brought me tears.

1️⃣(Almost) Everyone (except Cartman) were there. Timmy can walk and talk.

2️⃣Shelly and Sharon being alive (they absolutely deserve it).

3️⃣Kenny still becomes a scientist and keeps his love to boobs.

4️⃣Tweek and Craig together! 

Just realize we saw a ‘Future Stan’ in S06(an actor Stan’s parents hired to scare him for not touching Marijuana). He looks like shit, too.

Kenny is just such an angel.

We all feel bad about COVID messing with our lives. Kenny is the only one who tried to change it all, and he probably did it.

If Cartman just wants to fuck with Kyle: Just so Cartman. If there is anyone in this world just to mess with Kyle, then this guy would definitely be Cartman. That would be hilarious that after Kyle seriously believes him and starts to forgive or do anything Kyle-ish, and Cartman just jumped out and said ‘Fuck you Kyle’. That’s fun, as usual, very SP, but a bit cliche.

If Cartman literally be redeemed: Just so dark. Cuz life do change a person. The saddest thing about it is that we all have things we thought that would never change: childhood friendship, old lifestyle, people we love and familiar with, etc. , including our favorite little monster Cartman. Just because we don’t want it to change, the fact that everything changes becomes so hurtful. If Cartman change, it would probably be the most devastating character twist in SP history. But on the other hand, based on Cartman had kids and become a actually good father(for now we see), we could also consider it as some kind of make-up for not having a father around during his childhood. That would be sweet, at least making us realize that changes may be not so bad sometimes.