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“I got very confused at what I was seeing. I just have never seen any other animal like it.”

These are still from recent footage taken of Seattle’s newest celebrity. The footage was taken on Monday, July 13th, 2026, and has gone viral over the week following it. Kiana Hall captured the footage in the Ballard neighborhood of Seattle around 8:30 when she said she had seen something strange.

Jimothy got his name because he “looks like a Jimothy”. He appears to suffer from Short Spine Syndrome, an incredibly rare congenital condition. This malformation of Jimothy’s spine could cause him to have a lot of difficulty in escaping predators, climbing trees, breeding, and foraging for food. Washington State University’s Veterinary Teaching Hospital associate professor Dr. Marcie Logsdon had a more hopeful outlook, saying that Jimothy appeared to be getting along just fine since he looked like he was moving and finding food.

Ok, first of all assume the worst and assume she needs the max amount of tampons possible for all days. Now lets count it up.

7 days? Better be safe and make it 10.

3 tampons a day at worst? Better be safe and make it 5.

So that gives us 50 tampons. Ok. Double it.

And that’s how you get 100.

1) Search for: watch TITLE OF WORK free online

2) Scroll to the bottom of results. Click any of the "Complaint" links

3) You will be taken to a long list of links that were removed for copyright infringement. Use the 'find' function to search for the name of the show/movie you were originally searching for. You will get something like this (specifics removed because if you love an illegal streaming site you don't post its url on social media)

4) each of these links is to a website where you can stream shit for free. go to the individual websites and search for your show/movie. you might have to copy-paste a few before you find exactly what you're looking, but the whole process only takes a minute. the speed/quality is usually the same as on netflix/whatever, and they even have subtitles! (make sure to use an adblocker though, these sites are funded by annoying popups)

In conclusion, if you do this often enough you will start recognizing the most dependable websites, and you can just bookmark those instead. (note: this is completely separate from torrenting, which is also a beautiful thing but requires different software and a vpn)

Option 1: try the DuckDuckGo search engine instead (bonus: dedicated to privacy! doesn't track your data!)

2026 UPDATE: