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Peter is barely awake.

"Yo, where'd you get the merch?"

Peters eyes are barely open when he looks at him. He won't remember what he looks like the next day either.

"huh?"

"The Spidey merch. Where'd you get it?"

Peter looked down at himself, somewhat baffled, and squints at him.

"I...made it?"

"Deadass? I've got thirty bucks, could you make me one?"

The materials plus Peters time outside of classes and Spider-Man...he should get a sandwich out of it at least.

"Thirty-five?" He negotiates weakly. The man doesn't even blink.

"You got it." And takes out cash then and there. Peter stares at it, exchanges info, and gets the hoodie done in a weak between surviving and saving everyone else.

The guy is some sort of influencer. He shows it off on his story. People are going crazy. He texts Peter with a screenshot.

"Can I give them your info?"

Over a hundred people already want his hoodie.

His hoodie.

$35 per person, and so many out the gate?

Superhero-ing might pay after all.

Peter accepts.

The shirt says “I need a huge cock”

The next time Peter comes over to Tony’s for a movie night Tony is wearing a shirt saying “I have what you need ;)” with a photorealistic huge cock underneath

but then he shoves something too big up there and suddenly his hole won’t close anymore

He can’t go to his normal doctor because he’ll have to go there again in the future and also May goes there and she might hear about this

He’s used it for a bunch of sexy purposes like tying up his bed partners in various interesting positions

Tony doesn’t mention it but he does masturbate

And he sets Friday so she informs him if it happens again because by the pleasure in Peter’s face he’s pretty sure that he’ll be coming back

And he does. He comes back multiple times in fact

Always sinking down on the nice big bulb of Tony’s bedpost

Tony manages to install new cameras to get the perfect view and he also spends multiple nights (all of them. It’s every night) masturbating while staring at the empty bedpost right in front of him

And then one day, after Peter has sunk down this post countless times, when his hole has gotten used to the stretch and Peter’s splattered his cum on Tony’s sheets again and again, Peter tries a new position. he turns a bit more to the side and he changes his footing and he actually manages to sink even deeper

And then he gets stuck like this. Because his legs shake so much and he’s so deep down that he doesn’t have any leverage, so he’s just hanging there, impaled and whimpering

At first he thinks he’ll somehow find a way but the longer it takes the more desperate he becomes until he eventually resigns himself to beg Friday to call his dad

Tony was already watching but he enjoyed his sons sweaty face and whimpering sounds too much to do something about it

And the freakout/stalking/attack he does on one Bucky Barnes once he finds out Peter is crushing hard on Bucky.

And Bucky is trying to figure out how he got on the Punisher's bad list and it turns into a big fight.

" Oh my god Frank what are you doing?"

"Seein' if he was man enough for you. If a man can't fight what good is he?"

"What is this all about? "

" All I said was he was cute! Bucky isn't even gay! Drop it. This is so embarrassing"

" I'm bisexual actually"

and peter find out very later because he gets a call from that number thinking that he’s happy but tony is speaking. he’s just thinking tony basically called from his phone.

" Just cause I'm fighting crime doesn't mean my ass has to be one"

Tony’s fixing the lines around Peter’s ass, marking what needs to change while decidedly trying not to stare at said ass even though he does need to see where he’s marking

And then Peter takes the suit off, so Tony can actually work on it and he’s just standing right there, almost naked, next to Tony…