the guy who didn’t like musicals sentence starters pt 1.
“ musicals tell the impossible. ”
“ i mean what the fuck? ”
“ what an ass. what a bitch. what a cock. ”
“ the apotheosis is upon us. ”
“ the guy just doesn’t like musicals. ”
“ were you going to sign up for the company softball league? ”
“ well… it might be fun. ”
“ yeah… i don’t want too though. ”
“ sweetheart… it’s cuddle night. ”
“ what do you mean so what? the counselor says we should do it at least once a month! ”
“ yes, but honey, we skipped last month. ”
“ be careful because i lo- ”
“ i can’t. i gotta keep refreshing this webpage. ”
“ so you’d rather do nothing than come with us to see mamma mia? ”
“ i’d rather do anything than go see mamma mia. ”
“ the idea of sitting there, trapped, in a musical - that is my personal hell. ”
“ i know why you walk that extra block instead of just going to starbucks across the street. ”
“ you sure it doesn’t have anything to do with that cute little barista over there? the uh… latte hottay as she’s known throughout the land. ”
“ okay well did you do that to be nice or did you do it to be an asshole? ”
“ oh no! what am i going to do without that dollar i have to split with five other people? ”
“ i’m on vocal re- god dammit, ____, now i need to make a tea with honey! ”
“ i just tipped because you know… people should tip. ”
“ not that you’re an asshole - i mean, maybe you are, what’d you tip? ”
“ i think i had to see that. i did not like it. ”
“ watching people sing and dance makes me very uncomfortable. ”
“ hi, are you interested in saving the planet? ”
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