color me blue

My psych teacher has a poster in her classroom that says “Everytime you call your boyfriend ‘Daddy,’ Sigmund Freud’s ghost grows a little bit stronger,” and if that isn't​ threatening, then I don’t know what is.

she literally looked at how cute this motherfucker was and was like…my heart…can’t take it…

he is sold

sold

I’m laughing so hard i’m gassed

#the starter pack for ‘how to deal with villain apologists

excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this

pick him up

every time i see a stingray i’m like fuck that guy…. not after what you did to steve jobs

not to mention cancer took away apple’s steve irwin. this is a cruel cruel world.

I absolutely adore discovering what different people find hilarious with Cards Against Humanity because you’ll have someone who won’t even flinch when a card like “bees?” or “Boris the Soviet Love Hammer” is played but in the next second they’re crying from laughing at  "this is your pilot speaking fasten your seat belts and prepare for clams“

Me 2 seconds after being born

i’m the panel 

the stomping