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@lcb-hamlet
āā ā Hiiiiiiiii, Iām Hamlet! Hamlet, Amleth! āā ā
Yo, Iām Hamlet, Hamham.
I am Hamlet, Horatio. Itās a pleasure.
ā¦Hamlet, Ruby.
Iām a sinner of the Limbus Company Bus Department and I share my body with other meās! Isnāt that super cool?! : D
I used to be really, really mad all the time and I forgot a LOT of things all over the place, but Iām doing sooooo much better now!
I hope you like my blog!!! āŖāāāļ¼Æļ¼ā§āā¦ļ¼ļ¼ÆāāāāāŖ
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you ever just think about stabbing a guy and then you eat food and its like 'wow that was wildly uneccessary i just needed some ramen'
Uh-
What in the T Corp is this?
I donāt stab people unless they deserve it : D
I got stabbed twice
D :
(I was there DANG IT SHEāS READING MY MIND I DIDNāT MEAN TO THINK THAT I was the cat SHUT UP!!!)
You were what now
(I was the cat it was a magic anon thing-)
ā¦Mindreading really is the worst. Ugh.
Hey, you were thinking really loudly. In this body I'm only like, half connected to the light and thus mind reading, and I STILL heard you
ā¦So youāre the same Carmen as ever.
Oh did I disappoint you? Well now we can talk face to stitched together face.
Besides, you seemed to like getting pet well enough.
ā¦I suppose.
(If I still had those ears, theyād be flat right about now.)
(I can take over. I like pets.)
(Rubyā¦)
Even if you don't believe it, mirror worlds don't change all that much. You wanna take a walk around? I can do that now.
Sigh. Fine. Justā¦ explain. What are you up to this time?
. . .?
Mending fences? Or was it bridges? I could never remember the saying.
Do you honestly think I'm that one dimensional? After all you've seen of me you still can't wrap your head around the simple concept of me being a person rather than just the voice of distortion?
Hmm. That's the first time I've let out my feelings on that. Thank you.
Honestly I have no reason to ask you other than that. So is that a yes or a no?
ā¦We can go on a walk.
I donāt know which of us is worse, to be honest.
Probably me. But I'm not thinking about that right now.
Haa. Right now I'm trying to enjoy the opportunity I have in this body.
. . . I doubt you'll ever meet the one who made this, so I think this secret is safe with you.
This body is rotting. The even though my functions are all working on paper, the patchwork nature lends itself to rot. Since the ones who make this skin up had already died
Soon it'll kill my organs and I'll have to go back to the light unless I do something about it. But I have no idea what.
Hm. So youāll die a second time. Or perhaps a third or fourth time; I donāt know how many bodies youāve had.
//Hamlet pauses to think.
Hahhā¦ Iām afraid I donāt know much about preservation of a body like yours. Iām not a Ring member.
Fourth I think. Its ok. I'm not looking for help, I'll find a way.
Just. . . Forgive me. For everything. Its only my most fervent wish for everyone to be happy. It's taken everything from me. And yet I still keep chasing it like a fool.
I wonder, what will the city take from me next? What do I have left to lose? My sanity? My very existence?
I fear you may have lost your sanity far before now. How is everyone supposed to be happy when your children cause so many to suffer, die, and tremble in fear?
If everyone expressed their true selves no one would have to suffer like that.
But I simply don't have the power to do such a thing.
If I could, everyone would express their colors. One way or the other. My way, or their own way.
So I have to take it one step at a time. One person in the depths of despair to another.
Their sorrows piling up onto me. Because if I want to manifest the city where everyone is happy. . . Then that's the role I have to play.
Can you fathom it, Horatio? The combined weight of every single person's cries?
ā¦
I donāt know exactly why, butā¦ I feel that if that were to happen to me, Iād become a living fractal. Many minds upon many just to bear the weight.
Haha, maybe that would be better than to take it all.
Fortunately I've forgotten a lot of it. My mind doesn't want to remember. It just slides off sometimes. I do remember recent things, but my memories of Lobotomy Corporation, of the lab are getting Hazy.
Quite sad.
As for myself, many of my memories areā¦ altered. Incorrect. I cannot recall my mother correctly. All I see is āmy wifeā- I mean to say as through my fatherās lens.
you ever just think about stabbing a guy and then you eat food and its like 'wow that was wildly uneccessary i just needed some ramen'
Uh-
What in the T Corp is this?
I donāt stab people unless they deserve it : D
I got stabbed twice
D :
(I was there DANG IT SHEāS READING MY MIND I DIDNāT MEAN TO THINK THAT I was the cat SHUT UP!!!)
You were what now
(I was the cat it was a magic anon thing-)
ā¦Mindreading really is the worst. Ugh.
Hey, you were thinking really loudly. In this body I'm only like, half connected to the light and thus mind reading, and I STILL heard you
ā¦So youāre the same Carmen as ever.
Oh did I disappoint you? Well now we can talk face to stitched together face.
Besides, you seemed to like getting pet well enough.
ā¦I suppose.
(If I still had those ears, theyād be flat right about now.)
(I can take over. I like pets.)
(Rubyā¦)
Even if you don't believe it, mirror worlds don't change all that much. You wanna take a walk around? I can do that now.
Sigh. Fine. Justā¦ explain. What are you up to this time?
. . .?
Mending fences? Or was it bridges? I could never remember the saying.
Do you honestly think I'm that one dimensional? After all you've seen of me you still can't wrap your head around the simple concept of me being a person rather than just the voice of distortion?
Hmm. That's the first time I've let out my feelings on that. Thank you.
Honestly I have no reason to ask you other than that. So is that a yes or a no?
ā¦We can go on a walk.
I donāt know which of us is worse, to be honest.
Probably me. But I'm not thinking about that right now.
Haa. Right now I'm trying to enjoy the opportunity I have in this body.
. . . I doubt you'll ever meet the one who made this, so I think this secret is safe with you.
This body is rotting. The even though my functions are all working on paper, the patchwork nature lends itself to rot. Since the ones who make this skin up had already died
Soon it'll kill my organs and I'll have to go back to the light unless I do something about it. But I have no idea what.
Hm. So youāll die a second time. Or perhaps a third or fourth time; I donāt know how many bodies youāve had.
//Hamlet pauses to think.
Hahhā¦ Iām afraid I donāt know much about preservation of a body like yours. Iām not a Ring member.
Fourth I think. Its ok. I'm not looking for help, I'll find a way.
Just. . . Forgive me. For everything. Its only my most fervent wish for everyone to be happy. It's taken everything from me. And yet I still keep chasing it like a fool.
I wonder, what will the city take from me next? What do I have left to lose? My sanity? My very existence?
I fear you may have lost your sanity far before now. How is everyone supposed to be happy when your children cause so many to suffer, die, and tremble in fear?
If everyone expressed their true selves no one would have to suffer like that.
But I simply don't have the power to do such a thing.
If I could, everyone would express their colors. One way or the other. My way, or their own way.
So I have to take it one step at a time. One person in the depths of despair to another.
Their sorrows piling up onto me. Because if I want to manifest the city where everyone is happy. . . Then that's the role I have to play.
Can you fathom it, Horatio? The combined weight of every single person's cries?
ā¦
I donāt know exactly why, butā¦ I feel that if that were to happen to me, Iād become a living fractal. Many minds upon many just to bear the weight.
you ever just think about stabbing a guy and then you eat food and its like 'wow that was wildly uneccessary i just needed some ramen'
Uh-
What in the T Corp is this?
I donāt stab people unless they deserve it : D
I got stabbed twice
D :
(I was there DANG IT SHEāS READING MY MIND I DIDNāT MEAN TO THINK THAT I was the cat SHUT UP!!!)
You were what now
(I was the cat it was a magic anon thing-)
ā¦Mindreading really is the worst. Ugh.
Hey, you were thinking really loudly. In this body I'm only like, half connected to the light and thus mind reading, and I STILL heard you
ā¦So youāre the same Carmen as ever.
Oh did I disappoint you? Well now we can talk face to stitched together face.
Besides, you seemed to like getting pet well enough.
ā¦I suppose.
(If I still had those ears, theyād be flat right about now.)
(I can take over. I like pets.)
(Rubyā¦)
Even if you don't believe it, mirror worlds don't change all that much. You wanna take a walk around? I can do that now.
Sigh. Fine. Justā¦ explain. What are you up to this time?
. . .?
Mending fences? Or was it bridges? I could never remember the saying.
Do you honestly think I'm that one dimensional? After all you've seen of me you still can't wrap your head around the simple concept of me being a person rather than just the voice of distortion?
Hmm. That's the first time I've let out my feelings on that. Thank you.
Honestly I have no reason to ask you other than that. So is that a yes or a no?
ā¦We can go on a walk.
I donāt know which of us is worse, to be honest.
Probably me. But I'm not thinking about that right now.
Haa. Right now I'm trying to enjoy the opportunity I have in this body.
. . . I doubt you'll ever meet the one who made this, so I think this secret is safe with you.
This body is rotting. The even though my functions are all working on paper, the patchwork nature lends itself to rot. Since the ones who make this skin up had already died
Soon it'll kill my organs and I'll have to go back to the light unless I do something about it. But I have no idea what.
Hm. So youāll die a second time. Or perhaps a third or fourth time; I donāt know how many bodies youāve had.
//Hamlet pauses to think.
Hahhā¦ Iām afraid I donāt know much about preservation of a body like yours. Iām not a Ring member.
Fourth I think. Its ok. I'm not looking for help, I'll find a way.
Just. . . Forgive me. For everything. Its only my most fervent wish for everyone to be happy. It's taken everything from me. And yet I still keep chasing it like a fool.
I wonder, what will the city take from me next? What do I have left to lose? My sanity? My very existence?
I fear you may have lost your sanity far before now. How is everyone supposed to be happy when your children cause so many to suffer, die, and tremble in fear?
you ever just think about stabbing a guy and then you eat food and its like 'wow that was wildly uneccessary i just needed some ramen'
Uh-
What in the T Corp is this?
I donāt stab people unless they deserve it : D
I got stabbed twice
D :
(I was there DANG IT SHEāS READING MY MIND I DIDNāT MEAN TO THINK THAT I was the cat SHUT UP!!!)
You were what now
(I was the cat it was a magic anon thing-)
ā¦Mindreading really is the worst. Ugh.
Hey, you were thinking really loudly. In this body I'm only like, half connected to the light and thus mind reading, and I STILL heard you
ā¦So youāre the same Carmen as ever.
Oh did I disappoint you? Well now we can talk face to stitched together face.
Besides, you seemed to like getting pet well enough.
ā¦I suppose.
(If I still had those ears, theyād be flat right about now.)
(I can take over. I like pets.)
(Rubyā¦)
Even if you don't believe it, mirror worlds don't change all that much. You wanna take a walk around? I can do that now.
Sigh. Fine. Justā¦ explain. What are you up to this time?
. . .?
Mending fences? Or was it bridges? I could never remember the saying.
Do you honestly think I'm that one dimensional? After all you've seen of me you still can't wrap your head around the simple concept of me being a person rather than just the voice of distortion?
Hmm. That's the first time I've let out my feelings on that. Thank you.
Honestly I have no reason to ask you other than that. So is that a yes or a no?
ā¦We can go on a walk.
I donāt know which of us is worse, to be honest.
Probably me. But I'm not thinking about that right now.
Haa. Right now I'm trying to enjoy the opportunity I have in this body.
. . . I doubt you'll ever meet the one who made this, so I think this secret is safe with you.
This body is rotting. The even though my functions are all working on paper, the patchwork nature lends itself to rot. Since the ones who make this skin up had already died
Soon it'll kill my organs and I'll have to go back to the light unless I do something about it. But I have no idea what.
Hm. So youāll die a second time. Or perhaps a third or fourth time; I donāt know how many bodies youāve had.
//Hamlet pauses to think.
Hahhā¦ Iām afraid I donāt know much about preservation of a body like yours. Iām not a Ring member.
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you ever just think about stabbing a guy and then you eat food and its like 'wow that was wildly uneccessary i just needed some ramen'
Uh-
What in the T Corp is this?
I donāt stab people unless they deserve it : D
I got stabbed twice
D :
(I was there DANG IT SHEāS READING MY MIND I DIDNāT MEAN TO THINK THAT I was the cat SHUT UP!!!)
You were what now
(I was the cat it was a magic anon thing-)
ā¦Mindreading really is the worst. Ugh.
Hey, you were thinking really loudly. In this body I'm only like, half connected to the light and thus mind reading, and I STILL heard you
ā¦So youāre the same Carmen as ever.
Oh did I disappoint you? Well now we can talk face to stitched together face.
Besides, you seemed to like getting pet well enough.
ā¦I suppose.
(If I still had those ears, theyād be flat right about now.)
(I can take over. I like pets.)
(Rubyā¦)
Even if you don't believe it, mirror worlds don't change all that much. You wanna take a walk around? I can do that now.
Sigh. Fine. Justā¦ explain. What are you up to this time?
. . .?
Mending fences? Or was it bridges? I could never remember the saying.
Do you honestly think I'm that one dimensional? After all you've seen of me you still can't wrap your head around the simple concept of me being a person rather than just the voice of distortion?
Hmm. That's the first time I've let out my feelings on that. Thank you.
Honestly I have no reason to ask you other than that. So is that a yes or a no?
ā¦We can go on a walk.
I donāt know which of us is worse, to be honest.
you ever just think about stabbing a guy and then you eat food and its like 'wow that was wildly uneccessary i just needed some ramen'
Uh-
What in the T Corp is this?
I donāt stab people unless they deserve it : D
I got stabbed twice
D :
(I was there DANG IT SHEāS READING MY MIND I DIDNāT MEAN TO THINK THAT I was the cat SHUT UP!!!)
You were what now
(I was the cat it was a magic anon thing-)
ā¦Mindreading really is the worst. Ugh.
Hey, you were thinking really loudly. In this body I'm only like, half connected to the light and thus mind reading, and I STILL heard you
ā¦So youāre the same Carmen as ever.
Oh did I disappoint you? Well now we can talk face to stitched together face.
Besides, you seemed to like getting pet well enough.
ā¦I suppose.
(If I still had those ears, theyād be flat right about now.)
(I can take over. I like pets.)
(Rubyā¦)
Even if you don't believe it, mirror worlds don't change all that much. You wanna take a walk around? I can do that now.
Sigh. Fine. Justā¦ explain. What are you up to this time?
Who's falling for these
Pspspspsps! Come āere, out of the spiky spikes~ pspspsps!
[Petpets for the Ruby]
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you ever just think about stabbing a guy and then you eat food and its like 'wow that was wildly uneccessary i just needed some ramen'
Uh-
What in the T Corp is this?
I donāt stab people unless they deserve it : D
I got stabbed twice
D :
(I was there DANG IT SHEāS READING MY MIND I DIDNāT MEAN TO THINK THAT I was the cat SHUT UP!!!)
You were what now
(I was the cat it was a magic anon thing-)
ā¦Mindreading really is the worst. Ugh.
Hey, you were thinking really loudly. In this body I'm only like, half connected to the light and thus mind reading, and I STILL heard you
ā¦So youāre the same Carmen as ever.
Oh did I disappoint you? Well now we can talk face to stitched together face.
Besides, you seemed to like getting pet well enough.
ā¦I suppose.
(If I still had those ears, theyād be flat right about now.)
(I can take over. I like pets.)
(Rubyā¦)
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you ever just think about stabbing a guy and then you eat food and its like 'wow that was wildly uneccessary i just needed some ramen'
Uh-
What in the T Corp is this?
I donāt stab people unless they deserve it : D
I got stabbed twice
D :
(I was there DANG IT SHEāS READING MY MIND I DIDNāT MEAN TO THINK THAT I was the cat SHUT UP!!!)
You were what now
(I was the cat it was a magic anon thing-)
ā¦Mindreading really is the worst. Ugh.
Hey, you were thinking really loudly. In this body I'm only like, half connected to the light and thus mind reading, and I STILL heard you
ā¦So youāre the same Carmen as ever.
you ever just think about stabbing a guy and then you eat food and its like 'wow that was wildly uneccessary i just needed some ramen'
Uh-
What in the T Corp is this?
I donāt stab people unless they deserve it : D
I got stabbed twice
D :
(I was there DANG IT SHEāS READING MY MIND I DIDNāT MEAN TO THINK THAT I was the cat SHUT UP!!!)
You were what now
(I was the cat it was a magic anon thing-)
ā¦Mindreading really is the worst. Ugh.
you ever just think about stabbing a guy and then you eat food and its like 'wow that was wildly uneccessary i just needed some ramen'
Uh-
What in the T Corp is this?
I donāt stab people unless they deserve it : D
I got stabbed twice
D :
(I was there DANG IT SHEāS READING MY MIND I DIDNāT MEAN TO THINK THAT I was the cat SHUT UP!!!)
//Hamlet is no longer a cat
you ever just think about stabbing a guy and then you eat food and its like 'wow that was wildly uneccessary i just needed some ramen'
Uh-
What in the T Corp is this?
I donāt stab people unless they deserve it : D
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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Surprised nobody has tagged @funnier-as-a-system yet
[image description: a series of texts between two people, named here as Blue and Gray. The texts read:
Gray: I'm drunk
Gray: Can you pick us up
Blue: Us??
Gray: I found a raccoon
/ end description]
Mrrroew?
//A black cat looks up at Carmen.
Aww hey little kitty!
//reaches my hand down in front of it to see if it'll let me pet it//
//It kitty-cat headbutts your hand.
Mya~
(mod note: might be wrong blog)
Awww. Aren't you the cutest little thing?
//starts petting the cat//
Are you a stray little kitty?
OOC//AAAAAH NOT AGAIN
//The cat tries to shake its head, but finds that uncomfortable, so instead it tilts its head left and right, hoping to get the same message across.
Awww who's the cutest??
//pets the cat all over, I have practice petting animals from nest life//
//The cat wriggles happily.
Me!-ow
//It seems the cat understood the question!
Hmm this cat seems different somehow. I'm sure it's nothing!!
//picks up the cat//
Let's get you some food or something, I don't see any collar on you, so you must be hungry!
//The cat seems happy to go along with Carmen.
Oh wait- damn. I don't have any money. . . And no one's going to give me any. . . Damn. Sorry kitty we're both going to be hungry it seems.
Unless you like soda.
//It starts trying to eat your jacket sleeve. Pitiful thing.
Ughh. Me too little buddy.
Hmm. . . Ah.
//after a bit of set up, I have distracted people with Parasite tree, causing people to go over to it, and run into the store, grabbing a can of Tuna before running away and having Parasite tree be taken away by wayward passenger//
Haha, here we go!
//opens the can of tuna and places it in front of the cat//
Mrrrrp! :3
Nomnomnomnom
//The cat is satisfied. +5 Friendship
//once finished eating I continue to pet the cat. Its something I haven't done for a while//
Purrrrrrrr~
That being said I really need to get my everything situation sorted out. I can't just sleep out who knows where. Usually I returned to the light but I can't do that now.
Hmm. . . What to do. . . Eh whatever I don't really care.
. . . Maybe I can visit my lab in the outskirts.
//The cat blinks, then jumps backwards and starts hissing, seemingly startled at nothing.
Huh? What's wrong? I guess I scared it?
Here kitty kitty, I'm sorry for scaring you.
//crouches down and puts a hand out//
//The catās ears flatten and it looks up at Carmen with wide pupils.
(Carmenā¦? Thatās- whatās going on? She doesnāt look- is this- is this a different Carmen?)
(Perhapsā¦ maybeā¦ this Carmen is more like her?)
//The cat eases its posture and sniffs Carmenās hand.
Yeahh. I guess cats really are fickle.
//tries to pet The kitty (Hamlet) once more//
Maybe it's because I just gave it food? It was a little jumpy?
//The cat stills.
(Hmm, she canāt seem to hear my thoughts. I suppose when she gets up Iāll follow her; I need to know who this Carmen is.)
//after petting Hamcat for a while longer, I leave. Not going anywhere in particular//
//The cat, being a curious and suspicious creature, follows.
//someone approaches me, and then, after an indistinct conversation, stabs me, after a stunned look from the assailant, they run away//
(What the-?!)
//The cat runs over and paces circles around Carmen. Looking up at her and letting out frantic meows.
(What was that?! What happened there?! Who are you really?! Are you going to die?!)
Oh kitty. . .? You're still here.
Uff. Poor soul.
Ugh-
//Carmen clutches the wound and walks a bit before laying against a wall//
I shouldn't move. Hmm. . . Remember what Kali taught you in case of an attack. . . Hmm. . .
(I wonāt learn anything if she dies.)
//The cat walks up to the wound and presses its side against it to apply pressure. The cat does not seem to mind getting bloodied.
H-hey! Ow! What if you're all dirty and such-
//pulls Hamcat off//
Aww you're all bloody now. Sorry kitty.
Lemme just. . .
//tries to stand up and walk into a nearby forest, to find a wellcheers vending machine. Called the conveniently placed Wellcheers vending machine. Unfortunately, this is Carmen's second time being stabbed, and this time it wasn't as shallow, so she doesn't make it as far//
//The cat is indignant. Strolling after her with flatten ears.
Yowlllllll
Hey. . . Don't scream at me. . . Just gotta heal this at the wellcheers. It has healing properties you know. And very convenient too. . .
Huffing noise
Haa. . . I didn't even know cats could make that noise. . .
Ow. . . Almost there. . . One step at a time Carmen. . . You've lost more blood before and stayed conscious.
Mrowwww!
(Good grief! Stay there! Iāll get it.)
//Only after running over to the machine does the cat realize he has no means of operating it, on account of having no hands. It can only pitifully look back and forth at Carmen and the machine.
I wonder if it understands that Im getting the soda. No way though!
//eventually makes it over to the soda machine//
Phew! Hehe do you wanna press the buttons?
//picks up Hamcat and moves his paw to push the buttons//
There we are!
//The catās ears flatten slightly, but it obliges.
(ā¦Humiliating.)
//But at least a can of Wellcheers pops out of the machine, so it was worth it.
Yeah you did so good kitty!
I wonder what I should call you?
Eh whatever.
//drinks the can of wellcheers, the wound closes up//
Ahh I love my children's magical abilities sometimes.
(Ah. Sheās feeling better. Thatās good.)
(I feelā¦ really tired. I suppose cats sleep all the time, donāt they?)
//The cat curls up on the ground and falls asleep.
