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this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

being mutuals with really skilled artists is so funny. van gogh & monet are in the tags of my shitposts telling me they love my sense of humor. I feel like roger rabbit

ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

if u never forget for even a single second that bunnies are real, you’ll do just fine. that simple fact alone will get u anywhere u need to go.

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