Cursed, But based on reality.

Cloud: i smoke weed because my coke dealer has prison for life

and ardyn referencing jesus continues the inheritance subplot with Noctis becoming a jesus figure as well (and Ardyn becoming an antichrist, which is interestingwhile jesus was stabbed with a spear to prove he was dead ardyn was stabbed repeatedly to show he cant die and the person who put the finishing blow on noctis was his father like how jesus and his father plus the throne room resembles a cathedral

on ardyn alluding to jesus I have to point out noctis allusions to jesus christ with him being the king of kings and dying to rid the world of the scourge etc. ardyn could be described as the antichrist which is often portrayed as a demonic parody of jesus so it fits for the antichrist to have jesus allusions/references ( to be an evil jesus as lots of people call ardyn )

Angeal: I just don’t see why we can’t hang out with other kinds of people.

Aerith: ok, Cloud! fuck, marry, kill: Zack, Tifa, Sephiroth. This should be easy so—

Nomura, spitting on me: hey. Here’s an edgy anime boy. Go fetch!