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ll!scar owns my life
some screenshot redraws from the outreach!
MARTYN LITTLEWOOD AND RENDOG JUST ENDED WITH A REENACTMENT OF THE 3RD LIFE BEHEADING
It has begun!
They're at Mojang studios in Redmond
Mojang kicked everyone out of the office for them. They have (almost) full run of the place. Mojang got them some stuff to go on the auction. They have a production company there and a really good set up

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a very silly meme redraw inspired by recent @joehills hermitcraft storyline activities
Ren: --not met Joe. "I've met BigB?" Yes, I have met BigB, BigB is awesome. Although--funny enough, the first time I met BigB he didn't recognize me, but I recognized him. It was quite awkward. (Ren laughs) Like, I ran up to him, and I was like, "yo, BigB, what's up dude?!" And gave him like, a massive hug? 'Cause like, BigB and I have done stuff together, y'know? Like, we spent a lot of time together in one of the Life Series. I gave him like, a huge man hug, I was like, "yo, bro, what's up!" And then he was like--he was so--he's such a kind…guy, you know? He was like, "hey man what's up, yeah, dude, so great--oh, it's so great to meet you, a-are you like a--are you a viewer?"
Ren: And I was like, "bro. It is I." (Ren laughs) "Your fellow…Box Base Buddy, dude." (Ren laughs) It was legitimately hilarious, it was so funny. It must've been so weird for him--just like, this crazy, weird South African just like…runs up to him, just man hugs him, y'know?
this clip is horrible i hate it
[transcript:
Mumbo: I'm a big fan of big cogs. It's all I've been able to think about over the past week. In fact, I was at the Minecraft movie premiere this weekend, speaking to all sorts of really interesting people doing all sorts of interesting things, and all I could think about was cogs! It's becoming a problem.
end transcript.]
3am moment
Maybe I'll finish it someday
All right, I know Scar basically tossed us a new piece of lore at the end of his Wild Life finale like a fisherman chumming the water hoping for sharks, but who would I be if I didn't take a bite?
Scar's Secret Life ending was different from all the other winners because he did not die at the end of the game. Death is the release, death is the way the game ends. He was clearly supposed to die to the zombie in the ravine after taking out Pearl. Neat, clean, one more winner to join the pantheon. But something happened. We don't know what it was because it was cut out of every perspective. Scar's POV takes a jump from "1.5 hearts from inevitable death to an uninjured zombie in armor and within melee range" to "zombie gone, Scar alive." Pearl's POV jumps at the exact same time, cutting from looking longingly at the Mounders' base with empty chat to a totally different angle with a chat thread fading on the screen.
Something intervened on Scar's behalf in Secret Life to make him miss his scheduled death. He could've died, he should've died, but he did not. And because he didn't die then, he couldn't die at all. And without dying, he couldn't leave his game. He is stuck there indefinitely, maybe forever, maybe until he wins another game and is able to die properly. He's got a lot of experience living on an empty world (thanks, The Crafting Dead!) and he's getting by, possibly with some visitors or hallucinations to keep him company. And despite his exile, he got paroled long enough to play Wild Life.
Scar had a ball in Wild Life! He got to play with his friends, he got to have an actual team and buddies, he even got to mend fences with Grian (mostly.) He also provided a huge amount of entertainment, killing and being killed with wild abandon. Every wild card he was right there in the mix, using it for chaos. But then Session Eight arrived, and it's like he realized it was all about to be over. All his friends would go away again, leaving him with nothing but sunflowers, shadows and regrets. The faster people died, the sooner it was all over.
And so he stopped playing. Scar _talked_ a big game through the session, explaining how he was going to use his deadly roller coaster to kill, but he managed to avoid doing so again and again. Several phases of testing, the wrong rail removed, a lever clicked at the wrong time, several faulty uses of the TNT minecart mechanics. With the exception of Skizz, who was already technically dead, nobody died on or to the roller coaster despite Scar spending his entire session on it and ignoring both the wild cards and all the opportunities he had to kill. He admitted aloud that he didn't want to kill Etho anymore, and he screwed up obviously enough that Grian said aloud that he didn't believe Scar thought his own trap could work. And that, it seems, was the bridge too far for the Watching audience, since it was only minutes later that EScarGo came along and sent him back to Secret Life.
But maybe it wasn't entirely in vain, because Scar provided a valuable lesson for future victors. Look at how Joel didn't waste any time on making sure he didn't get left behind in his game! He came up with a great pretext to kill himself and then when his trap didn't work, he just spammed ender pearls as fast as he could until he died. He wasn't about to make the same mistake and face the same fate as his predecessor. Too bad though, I hear the shadows are great friends.

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Another silent communication moment between them because I am just fascinated with them
Hey Scar’s new skin is looking pretty cool 👀
Back at it again 😔
I am a child of divorce
cool af skin

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i have seen so much watcher etho art in the last few days... we're finally getting there... it's finally happening. this is either the best thing that ever happened to me or the worst
listen to meee. if you are going to watcherify etho you have to first of all acknowledge that he and grian are foils in the same way of a snake eating its own tail. they are in a constant battle of "i'm not like him / i want to be him / i do not want to be him / i am just like him (negative)". second of all you have to watch the following ethoslab lp episodes: 347, 374, 404. third of all you have to watch evo or at least read some posts by someone who watched it to understand what was actually going on there. fourth of all you have to watch last life etho's pov but specifically only the part where he almost permakills mumbo on green. fifth you have to think very hard about what rules mean in the context of traffic and what rules mean to etho and grian specifically. now you are free
sixth. read brecht.
thank you @megabuild