THINGS I LIKEY

This was my kids first exposure to fosters home for imaginary friends, we were on a road trip and stopped in Topeka and I got it stuck in my head. He later started asking to watch “topeka” and eventually we started watching it at home from stolen streaming sites. About a year and a half later he’s still into the show and I found a random dvd from the library of the season 4 or whatever of the show so I rented it, and this fucking scene started playing today. Fate or something. Hot in Topeka.

wHERE TH FUCK IM I

i want someone to put this into writer’s blocks now

Writer’s block means you need to relearn the whole alphabet. idiot.

this lettuce smells like dog

you bought dog lettuce

slightly furious reminder that fish do in fact feel pain and do in fact experience fear and distress when in pain since people seem to love spreading the myth that fish don't feel pain. what is it with people assuming a creature is incapable of feeling pain or emotion just because it doesn't have complex facial muscles. come on gang

I miss the mobile game ads that were like “you are a sultan and you must choose which of your concubines to favor: the concubine who has given birth to a normal baby or the concubine who has given birth to Harley Quinn. choose wisely.”

if there were any chance that these ads were accurate to gameplay have NO doubt that I would download and spend all my savings to see what happens when my gluttonous daughter the Ottoman Princess Harley Quinn spin-kicks a visiting dignitary in the nuts and then when his guards rush forward she farts in their faces until they die and then we are embroiled in a terrible war and the other concubine seduces the harem eunuch and convinces him to poison Harley Quinn’s mother so that I will switch my favor to the neglected daughter until she gives me a birthday present with a big bow on it but when I take the bow off a saber tooth tiger leaps out and kills me

Uptown fuck you up