How do I convince 8 more people to follow this account in the next 4 hours so I can start 2020 with a fun follower count?

She literally fed me for follows. #blessed #followmyfam #isthisquidproquo #idk

Love this

I can relate to this way better than I should be able to

‘and here’s a latte to wash the cookies down!’ ‘this to-go cup doesn’t have either of our names on it.’ ‘no one seemed to respond in the first 5 seconds after the barista called the name out, so i took it to make sure it wouldn’t go to waste!’

‘speaking of art, i’ve already returned the original wharhol’s you stole back to the museum.’ ‘but those were your birthday present!’ ‘they were stolen and i don’t even like pop art!’ ‘so what you’re saying is something art nouveau for Hanukkah then?’

‘i know, i just friended you on facebook so that you can invite me next time!’ ’…did you already friend my MOM?’ ‘she’s a lovely woman, we’re going antiquing next sunday!

‘and look, i even made a scrapbook of all the times you’ve caught me!’ ‘this is…incredibly comprehensive and oddly touching.’ ‘aww, i’m so glad you like it!’ ‘i’d like it a lot better if you didn’t have the back quarter of the book marked out for future crimes.’