f5-ing My Way Through Life

Don’t hire this cleaning service

i will hire this cleaning service immediately, don’t tell me what to do

That cleaning service did more cleaning than I’ve done today and (bonus) cute!

The struggle of a southern accent!!!

what’s wrong with chewing ass?

When people talk about traveling to the past, they worry about radically changing the present by doing something small, but barely anyone in the present really thinks that they can radically change the future by doing something small.

…dude.

untapped infinite hog supply in the ocean

Each state is lined with an impenetrable wall.of swine. We are trapped

We’ve lost canada and mexico to the hogs already

These kids are savage

I read her the instructions

some of yall need to like…. keep shit to yourself sometimes. We don’t need to know All That. 

For example: my likes here.

My mom asked me how to screenshot on her iPhone. I laughed and then remembered she taught me how to use a spoon and a toilet.

….. This legit just humbled me

“parkour"  I say as I roll to the other side of the bed