Silly Storm Chaser

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

I was furious! Luckily Electric company was on PBS right after Sesame Street, so people like Morgan Freeman, Rita Moreno, and Tom Leherer taught me.

Up in one of my boxes in my storage closet, I still have book reports from first grade. One for the Hobbit. One each for the Lord of the Rings books. My teacher insisted I was cheating, but she grilled me. Tested my reading skills with passages etc., but was forced to give me full credit as I had, in fact read them.

They gave in and let me have access to the full Lower School Library and would get me things from the Middle School Library for my research papers when I asked for them.

Not every kid can do it, but phonics sure do help. They got rid of phonics and things like Electric company and forced teachers to use whole word over their objections, and surprise! Reading rates went way down.

A whole generation got a method that only works for 30% of kids, and some schools still use it, despite two and a half generations of data that Whole word is terrible.

Attack no. 12

light thats not how the book works

MICROSOFT TEAMS

Nigel Farage is the leader of Reform UK, a far right party who are currently in the process of a serious bid to become the UK government. they are just straight up evil.

Count Binface is an intergalactic space warrior with a bin on his head. he likes to run as a novelty candidate in general and mayoral elections. a big thing he likes to do is run as a candidate against the incumbent prime minister:

(Also pictured: Boris Johnson, Elmo)

Anyway, in brief:

Nigel Farage is currently in the midst of a big scandal about his finances

He has decided to deal with this by 1) making a show of nobly resigning from parliament and then 2) immediately running in the resulting by-election

He has stated that he is letting 'the people' judge his actions and implied that if he wins that will prove that he has been exonerated in the court of public opinion

His goal was presumably to get a big resounding win over the other parties, proving that The People still love him.

the other parties have thus far decided that this is a 'vanity election' and, well, there is one very easy way to ensure that he will not beat any of them, and that is simply not to play.

and as a result the only person who has so far confirmed they are running against him is Count Binface. no matter the outcome this makes Nigel Farage look like, u know, a fucking clown.

YOU DO IT ON ONE OF THESE! OBVIOUSLY!!!

and that brown end? the hard bit? pencil sharpener. or sharpened with a blade. are you following me? now, attach six of those to a harpy.