Tricks are for kids

I love looking in the mirror.

Cliff jumping wasn’t what I had in mind.

Well, what did you have in mind?

It's good to get out.

It's good to get out.

I don’t usually go…anywhere. Or do anything but I guess I was l lonely. {Blinks flushing slightly.} Uhm…okay. I guess they thought it’d be ironic. {Mutters} Considering I talk to plants.

I spend my life on my computer and YouTube, if I'm being honest. *nods* That's a shitty thing to do. Did you say you talk to plants? Dude, that's so cool. I can't do anything. 

It's good to get out.

Not much of a…people person… {Looks down hiding behind her hair.} Uhm…thanks. Your names interesting. Better than Thistle but that’s what I got named at the orphanage.

Yeah, I understand that. Usually I don't leave my work or my apartment, but I needed to get out. Hey, don't hide in there. *smiles and peeks behind her hair* Why were you named that?

It's good to get out.

…I’ve never gone out much. Uhm…it’s Thistle.

*nods* I haven't either. Not much of a party person, but I like some of the people. I like your name. Thistle. I'm Dan Smitty, but everyone calls me Smitty. 

I love looking in the mirror.

I know, I know. Still, I just prefer my name. Especially when you say it. *She waggles her eyebrows suggestively* Whatever I say?

*blushes lightly* Thanks, I think? *chuckles and raises his eyebrows* Well, maybe not everything. I'm not going to go jump off a cliff just because you tell me to. 

It's good to get out.

….is that honestly important?

.. Well I mean, never getting out isn't that fun. I'll tell you my name if you tell me yours. 

I love looking in the mirror.

Miss makes me feel old. *stifles her giggles in his shoulder* Just call me Pom, Dan. 

Why? That's the youngest title you can give someone. *laughs and pats her head* Whatever you say, Pom. 

I can't necessarily do those at HQ. Well, actually, I don't know about that shower thing.

I love looking in the mirror.

I’m sorry… miss? Is that good? *laughs and ruffles her hair slightly*

Miss? Oh, lord. *hides her face in his shoulder as she laughs* 

Is that not what you say? What do you want to be called? *blushes a little*

Let’s go, I need one. Fucking totoro though.

I can take you to the store! Cute and fluffles and cuddles though

Okay I'm totally down for that. Let's go. I need to purchase one.

Oh my god where did you buy that?

The mall.

Let's go, I need one. Fucking totoro though.

Oh my god where did you buy that?