Why should I?
It’s more fun to be on anon.
:3
- 🦋
That may be true, but it could be false as well! And besides, you booped me! This is a matter of honor and dignity, things I usually don't have!
It is true,
But..
Why should I care about your honor and dignity?
Especially if you don’t normally have either of those things? >:)
Because I am blue. And that is the color of blue things. So.
(It flutters around News’s face, clearly content with being as annoying as possible.)
Is that really relevant in this conversation?
Blue’s a nice color, but it doesn’t necessarily mean that I should respect you.
(The silly butterfly flutters down to News’s nose, poking it once more.)
Boop!
This is fun! :D
Hey! *swatting around in the air* Stop That!!
NEVER!
(It almost seems to move faster after they say that, fluttering more erratically around their head.)
Catch me first! >:)
GAH! Fine. I'll- *swats* catch- *swats again* you-- *jumps in the air, missing entirely* Could you slow down!? You aren't making this easy for me.
Mmmmmm.
Fiiiine.
(It finally slows down, fluttering onto the top of News’s head.)
Better?
Yes, much better. Now, tell me how you got here, and why you don't think being blue makes me dignified.
I flew in through the ventilation system!
I got a bit lost too, but we don’t talk about that. ‘:)
And I don’t think that being blue makes you dignified because being pink is a lot nicer!
(Somehow, the blue butterfly suddenly becomes pink. For no particular reason at all.)
I have a ventilation system?? I need to get that fixed...
(Mister CNN News begins looking for air vents in the worst possible locations for air vents to even be placed, clearly oblivious to the butterfly's color change and everything else in the room)
…
wat.
(It just kinda.. stops fluttering. It’s perfectly still now, but is still floating in the air.)
Correct me if I’m wrong…
But don’t most places have a ventilation system???
Well, yes. But I specifically told them to fill the ventilation system with concrete so nobody could get in!
And then they... kind of looked at me weird? And said something about a safety violation...
But I'm sure they still fixed it though! Why else would they have taken my money?
….
ohhhhhh.
(It looks at Mr. CNN news weirdly as it starts to slowly back away from him, heading towards the window.)
Did you check the vents after they did their job?
I think you got scammed…
