Sillier

"If you gave it boobs, would horny people beg to be stepped on by it?"

So far this has had a 100% success rate at conveying what I'm trying to show off.

Do not take away the funny stone wall I call my favourite sinner from me.

In fact, I need his base ID to just be this one static png whenever you're in a fight:

Picture, for example, the DOOM Slayer and Limbus Company's Meursault going on a walk. Both don't talk unless they have a reason to, both are the definition of pragmatic, both could kill anything in their path. They'd probably tolerate each other's company moreso than other people's.

Or, OR, Goku and Limbus Company's Don Quixote. I mean, come on, both are bright eyed chatterboxes who just so happen to go berserk on occasions. Screw you, my headcanons are always correct and they get ice cream together.

I think the King in Yellow and Ricardo would be friends. I'm not elaborating. Figure it out yourself.

These are just the examples popping into my mind now (yes I did play Limbus just half an hour before making this post how could you tell). Think of your own! I think it's just as fun to see characters you like having fun as it is seeing them getting tortured to death. Just grab two random characters and see if they can connect on something. Friendslop is a good alternative to romanceslop, is all I'm saying, basically.

Which then made me realize that canto 9 was effectively just a canto of potentials. We got:

Skincare with his sign.

Greg with his ptsd bug arm.

Vergillius, who has done like four things during the entire game.

Ryōshū, with her potential sword.

Every Nursefather because they're has-beens. Rien is a potential Roland. A Poland, if you will. I certainly will.

And Sora, sorta.

Sinclair.

Skincare.

Eclair.

Ryōshū's comfort squishmallow.

Fuckass stupid dumb idiot baby.

John Potential.

Frederick Sign.

Many a name I have given this small bean. Glad he finally locked in this past canto.

Like come on look at him

I AM YOUR MR. BEAST is a game about killing four billion soldiers to dodge the draft whilst having a good fifth of the US army's annual budget being used specifically to try and kill you.

It is also about doing the highest amount of cool shit in the smallest time frame possible.

First time trying to edit something. Think it turned out pretty well with what I had!

Song is "New Normal" by Jack Stauber.