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a shoes off house

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You left

the package

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Dave?

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ruby-white-rabbit

There’s a turtle in my yard laying eggs

This bitch really gonna dump her kids on me and vamoose

I’m not ready to be a single mom

I know shit about reptiles

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I had to put a stick next to the nest because she decided the MIDDLE of our yard was the primo spot to give birth

Mowing is gonna be interesting this summer

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Meet the mother leaving her wildlife progeny under my city girl care

ruby-white-rabbit

I’m googling turtles right now. I sent photos to my southern stepmom for help. Apparently she’s a box turtle?

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70 DAYS UNTIL THEY HATCH??

timesalad

You a mom now

ruby-white-rabbit

Text from stepmom “watch out for foxes, cranes, raccoons, and snakes. They’ll eat the eggs so chase them off”

I’m gonna fistfight nature

ruby-white-rabbit

@mrswinterbarnes you’re not wrong. When I came back from closing the barn doors she was gone. Nowhere in sight. I thought turtles were supposed to be slow

I was gone maybe ten minutes so first off, not even a goodbye??

mrswinterbarnes

I don’t think Box turtles return to their nest either, so until they hatch and dig out

YOU GONNA BE A MOMMA

ruby-white-rabbit

DAMN IT SHARRON

First that bird makes its nursery in my bike basket on our porch and now this

Why am I becoming a wildlife nanny??

ruby-white-rabbit

UPDATE

SHES BACK

ruby-white-rabbit

NEVERMIND

ITS A DIFFERENT TURTLE

That’s two deadbeat turtle moms dropping their spawn on me

odinspattern

Call this one Susan

smalltall

You’re like a really ticked-off nature witch who never signed up for this animal empath shit

showerthoughtsofficial

‘Kobe’ is for accuracy, ‘Yeet’ is for distance.

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unclefather

Just got this bib for my future grandchild

alycyn

trying to flirt like

snorlaxatives

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

beevean

reasons I’m still on this hellsite:

1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable

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thispreciousthing

A six year old once asked me what adulthood is like.

“You can eat ice cream for dinner every night if you want,” I told him.

His face lit up.

“But you have to buy it yourself.”

I’ve never seen someone go from delighted to devastated as quickly as that little boy.

cybra-sensei

This is the most accurate description of adulthood I’ve ever heard.

weheartfandom

me @ me

stability

i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time

zamzamafterzina

Lmfao

noneeyewithleftyork

okay everything about this video is absolute gold:

the fact that the guy argues via the puppet the entire time

the music

“let’s discuss the contradiction”

the overuse of the word “camera”

the way the puppet goes from trying to placate the guy to actively arguing against the guy and like turning it around on the guy

“youre consciously making a conscious choice”

the fact that by the end the puppet is basically screaming and the music is just. so loud.

“YOURE BREAKING THE CAMERA” as the video abruptly ends

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What is happening

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me as hell

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trainthief

my coworker today was like “i bet you dont know this song” and put on Don’t Go Breaking My Heart. And I was like “yeah, of course I do, it’s Elton John” and he was like “who?” and I said “Elton John. He wrote this” and he was like “oh I don’t know about that, it’s just in the Chicken Little movie”

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How am I supposed to explain to my family that this is the only thing that will make me laugh anymore

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Not caring about how your actions affect others and putting yourself first are different things!!!!!!

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