Miraculous

how many hands you got

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

that’s still four people

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie

If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face

High chance we are in the evil dimension, guys.

No shit dumbass

I am going to nibble off your ligaments

No one in the nice dimension says stuff like this.

Anybody else have a growing fear of updating their tech cuz everything seems to be getting worse and worse

no sorry i dont really use instagram, i can contact you via ouija board, spirit box, fluctuations in temperature, flickering lights, and certain rituals. i am also on tumblr.

"Will I tell you my username on Tumblr? No."

Milkshake Man and Laika Girl join the Vegetarian Pussy Boys as acts too iconic for Eurovision.

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?